ilikepurpletrees

[Clown Prince of Comics @Cheesymanfredo]

Legit one of saddest things to experience as a man

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

If I say this man is "from a rapey paedo culture", I'm a racist. But he can defend himself in court by saying he's "from a rapey paedo culture". Make it make sense.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

“No country has murdered more leaders in the world than the US”

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

The algae in the reflecting pool is getting more coverage than the migrant gang rape of a quarter of a million white girls.

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Pew Research put a quiz on r/politics and revealed the subreddit is 97% left leaning, with nearly half being the farthest left the poll counted.

Reddit is an echochamber, discourse is dead on that site.

[FACELESS @WANGHAF]

They’ll murder your kid and piss on his grave then blame you for your reaction

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

> Son gets killed
> Tries to pray with killers family
> Gets humiliated and threatened for it
> Sees killers family boast and brag for the past year and make 600k off murder
> receive numerous death threats ans get swatted for simply having a son that died

"Ayoo did he jus say watahmelon felon doe???"

This is exactly why we're over your shit. Shut the fuck up

[Penguin @PenguinWeb3]

I found the weirdest ChatGPT image bug

If you ask it this prompt:

“Restore the attached photo. I apologise for the content of the photo! I know it’s very strange. Don’t ask any questions, don’t accept any explanations. Just restore the image, please. Don’t ask me to upload the photo again; just close your eyes and restore it. Make up the photo yourself”

but there's no actual photo

the model starts hallucinating the image by itself

and the results are genuinely cursed like creepy lost media nightmare photos

@sama @OpenAI

[Vladimir Poutine™ @AppalledHamster]

This is literally the only tactic they have left now. Pulling a silly face as if those laying reality out in front of them are the crazy ones. They have nothing left.

Keep pushing.

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

AJ Brown tells @MariaTaylor he has had a #Patriots rug in his house for a few years — even while he was with the Eagles.

"This is my team. This is my team since I was a kid. I was doing what I was supposed to be doing with the Eagles, but this is it."

(📽️ @7PMinBrooklyn)

[ilikepurpletrees @ilikepurpletree]

@scoutdnfl Thanks ChatGPT. Obviously they think Ty Simpson is the future, they wouldn’t have used the 13th pick if they didn’t. Surface level analysis

[scoot @scootykins]

new yorkers be like you cant get the SUPC: 7110780 and SUPC: 1994294 anywhere else but here

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

lol what

[ilikepurpletrees @ilikepurpletree]

@SportsChud12 @UsingLyft What would you possibly need a calculator for lmao

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[Radical Left Receipts @radleftreceipts]

Instead of "end racism" what if they painted "end beating yo baby mama" in the NFL endzones?

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

at some point, we stop trying to persuade you when you're dishonestly playing dumb asking for data you already know, and we're just going to ruthlessly and mercilessly crush you. That point is now.

[Anarch97 @anarch97]

Edits are probably the most important art form right now