Dusty Von Swears

Sentimental bitch. Professional procrastinator. Canuck at large. She/Her.

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

Unless it's showing you a valid Canadian passport, it's a fucking Canada Goose, people. Canada. Goose.

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Here’s my message to @GovernorVA- if you want to work together then the era of snitch lines, using black education as a political prop and disrespecting our public health needs to END NOW.

[ACLU of Virginia @ACLUVA]

WATCH: Sen. Peake publicly acknowledged that his bill, SB 177, was meant to allow religious organizations to discriminate based on their beliefs.

Please do NOT let this video go viral.🤫

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

@IsJonas That's a big yikes!

[Fake AP Stylebook @FakeAPStylebook]

There is never an excuse to use double negatives. An Anti-antifa is just a Fascist.

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

At least he had the decency to assault citizens with his own two hands. #shawiniganhandshake

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

“Canada Not Racist,” Declares 73-year-old White Man https://t.co/2DFjBJ2Exd

[Roberto Roldan @ByRobertoR]

An important perspective on all this talk in Richmond about "Antifa" and "outside influences" from Randolph-Macon Professor Rich Meagher. #GeorgeFloydProtests

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

Good morning to everyone except tone deaf liberals who think you can just get up and "move to a different country." It's called emigration, assholes. Because immigration laws are also a thing outside of the US.

[kalia 🇵🇸 @realwizkaliaa]

“Peace” without justice is fucking violence. Pass it on.

[Space Runaway Ideontity Politics @lightfantastic]

Every Dem mayor right now is like "we thank you for your peaceful protests, we've heard you, we are doing nothing to fix any of these problems, your curfew is 2 minutes from now and I've given the cops brand new aerodynamic beating sticks"

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo has a message for Trump “on behalf of the police chiefs of this country: please, if you don’t have something constructive to say, keep your mouth shut.” Wow. Absolutely. More of this. From everyone.

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

America: You're too violent!
Cops: Hold my tear gas.

[Ned Oliver @nedoliver]

For the second night in a row, police in Richmond are firing tear gas at peaceful protesters

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

I don’t always tweet, but when I do it’s to tell you to buy this shirt https://t.co/29Opw5nXfi because #ifyoufuckingvoteforher Warren can win. #Warren2020

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

@IsJonas Keep hope machine running.

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

I hope millennials kill off the cologne industry next.

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

Parent Friend: Did you know Netflix has a new Minecraft choose your own adventure show?
Me: *laughs hysterically for 3 episodes on repeat*

[Rebecca Katz @RebeccaKKatz]

Hell hath no fury like a privileged white man threatened.

[Mrs Whatsit's burner phone @MadeleineLEngle]

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

To all of the people claiming a woman could never behave the way Kavanaugh did today, I say, “Duh.”

[Dusty Von Swears @ilikeswears]

@blairblends @mikedopud @danielcudmore 🇨🇦🥓🥞