Rooty Tootiliani

I do it, only for the bit.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

I’m going to invent a new, even more evil version of terrorism… Scareorism.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Manhunt 3

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

the people they are inventing on instagram reels will change the world as we know it

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Judi dench prob had a juicy stench

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@Nedao454 Norman Osborne passing the torch to his son Harry Osborne to kill spiderman (England)

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

This World Cup final DEMANDS to be watched with bein sports commentary

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Batman is going to be public domain before Reeves releases No.3

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@AFCBradd He was ChefRamsayMaxxing

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

I swore takai was a guy I made up in my head wtf

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇵🇹🥶 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗨𝗦 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗦 (𝟮𝟭) is not joking around.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@wiloszn1 Deep how they probably gave him 500k just to say this

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

The beautiful 4 seconds of life from the Chinese child factory worker jumping from the top floor into the suicide net, thinking he was caught and saved by Spiderman.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@YedIin He scored 2 of those for us in like 2023 and he’s been chasing that high since (hasn’t scored like that since)

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Do you dry your ass up and down or side to side

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@TooWhiteToTweet You should see what they done to natives

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@6beerdinner If you can be anything, be memorable

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Versus match between Johnny Test and Kitchen Nightmares on who abuses a spiky blonde haired guy with experimental concoctions and stock sound affects.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

This is purely so a certain Middle Eastern “democracy” can qualify

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: FIFA’s Gianni Infantino has said FIFA will examine expanding the World Cup by a further 16 nations to a 64-team tournament ahead of its next edition in 2030, per NYT

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

Getting toughened up before 9/11

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

This is what a 29-year-old man looked like in 1996.

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

They should give him Stalin

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Crazy how Gary Oldman was better in his 3 minute cameo as Truman in Oppenheimer than he was throughout the entirety of his Oscar-winning performance as Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

@tippity “There goes an almost full Halo 3 lobby full of shit talkers”

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

They only make like 3 Meadow Sopranos a year and they all get taken by Bibi

[Rooty Tootiliani @iliveforthebit]

If it’s a dodgy game with FRAvsSPA the border will look like Kashmir chinese fighting Kashmir Indians

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Really exciting to have two World Cup semi-final matches where both matches are played by neighbouring countries.

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