disbelief

[Randall @randall_kznr]

customized my local classic wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

robot gore on the timeline it's lit

[αnhgi 🇪🇸🫶🇪🇺 @Anhgi_]

Me encontré este vídeo del eclipse por TikTok y la reacción de la persona que ese vídeo es exactamente lo que estoy sintiendo desde hace dos días. Y pensando que iba a escribir para compartirlo con vosotros. Me he dado cuenta que no es que no puedo pensar en otra cosa, es que no quiero pensar en otra cosa.

https://t.co/agsjO5L6cq

[Angel @lottieakgae]

I love this video

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

Bouncing on the balls of my feet to this song clacking my Zulu spear against my cowhide shield in the Kroger produce section high on amphetamines and sleep deprived, take the last bell peppers at your own risk

[♓️ zae @theisaiahml]

when white women do that nervous head swivel — it’s the equivalent to black woman saying “hold my earrings” Julia was finna crack that lady head

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Addicts will use any occasion possible as an excuse to relapse

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.

[Erin Braid @erinbraid]

I'm always talking to my toddler like "Cheese is the archetypal food for a mouse" or whatever. But that's just because I don't know enough about mice to confidently tell him, like, "Mice love cheese!" I'm speaking as simply as I can here

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[vinchester @VVEEDVVIZARD24]

>play our game at the hardest difficulty!
>"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?"
>what?
>pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two
>its a difficult game sir
>its numbers difficulty again

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

i hate how socially acceptable it is to be on your phone texting other people while you're hanging out with someone. i think its disrespectful and annoying to spend your time disengaged with someone you supposedly like to the point you're choosing a different person to talk to

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Decolonize your vocabulary. Stop saying “Asia” and “The West.” Instead say “the orient” and “the occident.” Stop saying “Muslim” and start saying “Mohammedan.” Stop saying “Middle East” and start saying levant. Stop saying “northern” and “southern,” say “boreal” and “meridional.”

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

To be clear, it wasn't a "crusade against elves" it was a crusade against people who live in trees. A lot of those happened to be elves, sure, but we also killed plenty of gnomes and mousefolk. Even a village of giant sentient owls. Hard to call any of that "racially motivated".

[leah @goneb4urhome]

I can't stop smoking weed everyday