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Da phat Serb from da burbs

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@Plentyshit Chips AND risotto?! 🤯

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@Uber_Support I have a complaint about Uber Eats and there is literally no way of reporting my issue in your shitty app. Contact me back right away.

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@SW_Help Thanks but too late, I’m charging you for a taxi

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@SW_Help trying to get from Clapham Junction to Worplesdon…21.52 delayed, can I get a connection from Woking? Platform staff member at Clapham clueless, unhelpful and abusive

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@SW_Help @surprisemfckr86 Well, you’re getting my cab receipt whatever

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@SW_Help @surprisemfckr86 Why not?

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@SW_Help @elledenning Why not?

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“Oh Aggers” 2.0….the batter? Jacks. The bowler’s Willey

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Er sorry, but when did Taylor Fritz start being coached by an actual T-1000? 🦾

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@lsjamison @NewYorker Thank you so very much for this article…as I cried reading the bit about people crying when they hear the bit, I realised how useful it will be to help me understand me better (just not perfectly)

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@SW_Help Why is all the passenger info at Clp Jctn wrong? Why does no SWR personnel here know what’s going on? Where are we supposed to get our info? I’m 2.5hrs late for a journey that’s supposed to take < 30mins and I still need to get a taxi to retrieve my car. Who do I bill?

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@Queen_primis @grok bad grok

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@Queen_primis @grok please generate a Jungle Predator design for iPhone lock screen wallpaper

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

It's @comicrelief on Friday! 🔴

And @GaryLineker has a message for England fans..

#BBCFootball #MOTD

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@fesshole Darude?

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@rycamusic @mrcarl_woodward That doesn’t *mean* anything

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Hi all…who do I know that could offer up a gallery/exhibition space in London for a Comic Relief wheeze in Aug/Sept for a week pls?

Ideally a space with 4-5 smaller rms or if not, then 1 space to be split up with temp walls. We have budget but it’s charity rates…

TIA! 🔴📸🤞🏼

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

🔴 RED NOSE DAY 2024 🔴

My darlings I'm so excited to announce that 'Enjoy Yourself' will be the @comicrelief single for 2024 !

The single is out now to stream and you can pre-order the CD or vinyl on @AmazonMusicUK !

https://t.co/lN3wWb6aWm

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@audioalways @elisjames @nomadicrevery @Masterman @bbc5live @britpodawards Good work, men!

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@JamesNokise Apologies if you’ve been sent this a bazillion times, but it felt germane

https://t.co/CC02zgLox2

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🇬🇧 REMINDER: Trains in the UK are great. #UKTrains 🚂