Ilda

milky tweets

[Ilda @illduh]

Just realized my bf and I are the great value version of Vanessa Hudgens and her bf :/

[Ilda @illduh]

Oh you think I have a bowl cut?? Actually I just have bangs and my hair is up

[Ilda @illduh]

@itsskubasteve How the HELL is this more efficient??! It take the same amount of time you’re doing the same things just in different order

[Ilda @illduh]

@MarthavonRohr Fuck I was ready to fight with anyone on this thread but I can’t argue with the truth

[Ilda @illduh]

@SarahDearmond I was ok with the first two but I lost respect on the third. The love action was TERRIBLE no defending that dumpster fire

[Ilda @illduh]

@mo63709269 Fuck you rich milk better than cereal

[Ilda @illduh]

@clearsic Obviously you don’t know how to use the force

[Ilda @illduh]

@Samdurp False, German polka music should be the national anthem for EVRY nation bazinga

[Ilda @illduh]

Tinder but for people to fight with

[Ilda @illduh]

I’m drunk who wants to start a Twitter fight?

[Ilda @illduh]

@Anti_Laser You’re welcome but I would love to see you at a party if we ever went to one

[Ilda @illduh]

If doctors can charge you for running late then we should get a discount for waiting past the appointment time

[Ilda @illduh]

#BoycottOliveGarden here’s another list of places we should boycott that is completely valid:

• The hospital you were born in
• Movie theaters that only sell red vines not twizzlers
• any frat house
• that one Burger King that messed up my breakfast order
•Arkansas

[Ilda @illduh]

also who the hell needs Amazon music AND Apple Music

[Ilda @illduh]

This women’s subscription list reminds me of the dril candle tweet

[Ilda @illduh]

She literally spends 30 dollars a month to get one candle a month

[Ilda @illduh]

Paper rings is my favorite song :) #lover

[Ilda @illduh]

@Sam_Baker_97 :)

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Big Mouth. Season 3. October 4th.

[Ilda @illduh]

@SteveKingIA @JulianCastro Lol I read this with my last two brain cells and thought for a second that the author Stephen King was racist