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Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast🥤

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i thought the g spot was where all the homies hang out

[ᛉ @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

fuck designer I'm dressin like Rob Dyrdek for the rest of 2026

[flexxico @ripflexxico]

The day Swag was born (2009)

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @lusgotem]

chinese food be bussing ion care who pet they used, should have kept it on a leash

[aly ⋆.˚ @hatostark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

[Seeking @seekingaround17]

Master has given dobby a glock

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Mexicans grab a baby and be like “tiringiriniringiring”

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

did some wild things in my life but i never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald's

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

Niggas get Meta Glasses and think they a Spy Kid

[YT @tolafolaa]

it’s been like 15 years i still ain’t gotten over this anakin shit

[✨🦋Jasmine 🦋✨ @backthatJassup]

That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me drive that mf car