a close personal acquaintance

FREE BEER!!! BOOBS!!!! Now that I have your attention, there are no free beer and boobs in life. You need to get a job. Or just follow me?

[levi 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

The images coming out of melbourne this morning are devastating 😢💔

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

Um spoilers??? tf

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@sketchdze Ok thank god my bf was asleep and said I was imagining it

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

*hunger games cannon*
Elizabeth street Harry’s tobacconist

*hunger games cannon*
Docklands smoke ape

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@EliasTheKid No child ever deserves this, I’m so sorry this happened to you. Absolutely heartbreaking to watch. And side note: her screaming at you until you have a panic attack and then wondering why it’s then become difficult to focus is just beyond stupid. I’m so glad you’re free now.

[Mama @saintmama_]

@manziestar The chopocalypse for these villa girls fr

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@ammalusty Got cancelled because of what happened with Tana mongeau

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

Zoochosis

[Beat ☀️ @BeatGTO]

really ominous cutscene in tomodachi life living the dream. he is becoming self aware

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

If I watch too much peep show my internal monologue becomes David Mitchell

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

When I was a kid I asked my therapist if I should be worried that my internal voice was being narrated by Wheatley from Portal 2 and he deathly serious asked me if Wheatley ever told me to do anything to my friends or family

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

Jokes on her. He’s already spent years himself in the head with a hammer

[KickChamp @Kick_Champ]

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@ThatWeekInSNL I thought it was hilarious. I definitely would have broken

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

Me looking for where I left my phone in my apartment

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A knight’s tour is a path where a knight moves across all 64 squares of a chessboard exactly once.

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@ImSmilingRn Dolphins doing rape

[shelbs🎈 @d20byler]

me and the 2 other people enjoying finn on snl

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@harriweinreb Sam Campbell has a great joke about this!!

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@13imaginator This is disgusting @NintendoAUNZ

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@lesbianancy Actual editors would just adjust the frame when cropping for socials. We can track where the crop goes. This is a dumb take

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

It’s giving

[The Sims @TheSims]

150+ fixes & we’re not stopping there.

More improvements are already underway as part of our ongoing effort to improve The Sims 4 & focus on what matters most to you ➡️
https://t.co/ntusk3bGkV

[a close personal acquaintance @illfection]

@ByronLWalden Today’s crossword was so evil and impossible 😭😭

[Lana @AverageSim]

I really wish we as a community can collectively ignore The Sims. Give them no engagement. Just ignore them for a while. If they're releasing kits, just pretend they don't exist, don't get hyped if they provide teasers or a roadmap, go no contact with them.