cross hoe

you know i wake up in the morning and i sometimes and i look at myself and i give myself the finger

[tas 🧚🏾 @suitelifeoftas]

woman who jokingly refer to their husbands as their other kid

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

It was a forgone concluge bro

[troy @B0Y_TR0Y]

when straight guys call me big dog

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[kendall @filmbitten]

“three likes isn’t a lot” now imagine three billboards outside ebbing, missouri

[cross hoe @illhaveagimlet]

I wonder what song they were actually dancing to while shooting this bc it can’t have been this one

[Gracie Abrams Bulgaria @gracieabramsbg]

Singer, songwriter, Grammy nominee, producer, dancer, owl tamer and animal whisperer, is there a thing Gracie Abrams cannot do?

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

finally

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

"I'M ENGLISH TRY TO DEPORT ME!"

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I'm feeding grapes to your golden retriever boyfriend. Chocolate as well

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

whose pussy is this? did someone drop their pussy? anyone here lose a pussy?

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

its always two smart bitches telling each other "not exactly ☝️🤓"

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Dick and Balls RANKED

1) Dick
2) Balls

[ann @annnniethuy]

“lets see if you can fight and he couldn’t” give this woman the keys to the city

[cross hoe @illhaveagimlet]

Messaging the CEO of a ticket reseller on LinkedIn to get my fucking refund

[Seth @holzawn]

Bowling Alley being this

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

teenage coughing and wheezing at camp my asthma

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Gen Z girls you are weirding me outtt you guys have got to stop using the word lustful you sound like your name is Jebediah Samuel Rumspringa the Pious 😭😭

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

this tweet was like one of those “saying my dogs favorite words in front of them” posts specifically for me

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy