Phillip Martin

I'm here cause i wanted in on all the fun ;)

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[Oakley Tapes @OakleyTapes]

Remember those weird 1-900 commercials from the 90s? We recently uncovered dozens of these in our VHS digitizations...1-900s are nostalgic but some had weird vibes like this one. #nostalgia

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Do you remember when you joined X? I didnt but they reminded me that i never joined X 9 years ago, I joined Twitter! #MyXAnniversary but really my #TwitterAnniversary

[Preacher @Vk_Preacher]

Ok so I got too excited and couldn't wait any longer

Preview!

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A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard

Had two power cables plugged into it

Today, curiosity got the better of me-

So I started digging

I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them.

After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into

Concrete.

I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure

And then I saw it: a metal D-ring.

Attached to a hatch.

The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard

I think I found their secret

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Just when you'd seen everything on the internet 😆

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@YELLO_BASTARD @CigsMake Grey poupon through the window, brown poopon through the floor

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@toxivora @JoshMatlow Active surplus was my favorite store on queen, its all slowly disappearing.

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@PeachaLulu @TRHLofficial My favorite movie, a true masterpiece.

[Context Pin It @contextpinit]

The world needs to see the most insane Halloween costume ever

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@CigsMake And it still had an ashtray and was used

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@lastroadtohell1 @AwesomeNRW @CigsMake I see three

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@TaraBull It takes a lot of dedication to get a body like this but the getting greased up and wearing your wife's undies is a bit weird to me

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@035Dean @DefiantLs I actually laughed out loud

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Thats a creepy spider, it'll probably be on best ever food review show next week

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@creepydotorg This guy's got AI fingers in real life

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@DudespostingWs This is more like a video game lazily or accidentally reusing the same character than a real life chance event. Maybe we do live in a simulation

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@BrianRoemmele I usually like this sort of thing but his place gives me a bad vibe for some reason.

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@GingerBeardGage @DefiantLs

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@0ari_11 That was so stupid it gave me a laugh attack and made my head hurt lol

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@CollinRugg I bet he is a closet trans