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麻拉拉汤

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People with designer pets = evil

[⋆⋅☆ Ruby ☆⋅⋆ @RubyDotPng]

A piece of authentic Australian pottery, what a beautiful culture 💝

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I feel like iJustine every Apple event I love Apple

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Russian nationals are the euro equivalent of Chinese mainlanders

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Australians seeing dingoes: oh fuck yeah

Americans seeking coyotes: assassins among us!!! Stay inside

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Serving prebiotic soda, organic wine, olive oil fried crisps at the function

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The Chinese are listening to budots

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Why does AI generated writing always use that cringe antithesis “This isn’t X— it’s Y” like

[HHS @HHSGov]

Introducing: The New Pyramid

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Including “white refrigerator”

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the phrase “cuck chair” has really influenced interior design choices going forward

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She was from Box Hill… he was from Springvale…

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I’m amazed how luckin/cotti is able to beat Starbucks with just single-machine coffee

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Can’t believe RM from BTS is named after Ringgit Malaysia

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Dubai is the most soulless place I’ve ever visited = this is the best feature Apple has ever added

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Snapchat users need to be put on a watch list

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“Idk what hobbies to pi-” just choose an emoji!!!! 🪘🎷🤹🚵‍♂️🏇

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Idk why people buy paintings from IKEA it’s like hey I wanna feel like a Sim character in my own house

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Australia has no reason to have its own power plug socket like