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[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@Wale That's all they have @Wale they are that one kids in class that demanded attention when they were never special. 😂

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@stoolgambling I think the laugh was cause one of them got drenched in beer

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans worship the Constitution right up until it protects people they don’t like.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@OnlyTBeans @RepJackKimble Parody account still influence people that have similar beliefs.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@jared_shult Dr.pepper, BBQ, Daniel defense and nascar 😂

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@mwking1997 Same college corses that get you a art degree with a job that Pays 38k a year 😂

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@RepJackKimble We don't refer to age anymore when calling people boomers. It's the mentality and worldview mindset you live in.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@RepJackKimble Since forever. Yall boomers really need to die already. Need more progressive leaders.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

This is in pesos. Dinner was $2k usd 😂

[Prófugos del Ácido Fólico @EsdeProfugos]

No tiene la culpa el Influencer, sino el que lo hace compadre. 🤡
Quería regalado y se la metieron.

[hazel 🖤 @ddosdoll_]

THESE were the real roots:

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

Yall hype these places up for some likes on social media and they become bigger than the program. Bring back gatekeeping.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

Missing a $300 flight cause you want to ship a $9 lotion home is stupid af

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

Montgomery county is all you had to say. They don't arrest all the yt Meth heads but they'll mess with blacks and Hispanics all day.

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

Client was pulled over because his rental car plate didn't provide a return when a crooked cop ran the plate for no reason. Within 7 minutes, Enterprise confirmed it was valid. Cop decided he was gonna violate Rodriguez and hold my client until drug dog showed up. Dog did two laps, no hit third lap, handler motioned for the dog to respond to justify a search. Client held over two hours in handcuffs while they went through his stuff. Found nothing, of course, because dogs are wrong 75% of the time. Just got him a $25,000 payday for those 2.5 hours. Lesson learned Montgomery, Texas?!

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

Client was pulled over because his rental car plate didn't provide a return when a crooked cop ran the plate for no reason. Within 7 minutes, Enterprise confirmed it was valid. Cop decided he was gonna violate Rodriguez and hold my client until drug dog showed up. Dog did two laps, no hit third lap, handler motioned for the dog to respond to justify a search. Client held over two hours in handcuffs while they went through his stuff. Found nothing, of course, because dogs are wrong 75% of the time. Just got him a $25,000 payday for those 2.5 hours. Lesson learned Montgomery, Texas?!

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

She shoulda got fired for just the fit she had on fuck the trashcan 😂

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

JPMorgan hiring her with this résumé is a bigger crime than her dumping the trash on the sidewalk

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

2pac was saying some bullshit man lol.

“Dear Mama” came on the radio a couple days ago, and I had to turn that shit off.

Bro said his mom’s was a crack fiend but still a queen.

Lmao foh. Shut up man.

Them old heads programmed us with the stupidest, most asinine sh*t.

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@e38 Miami is imported. Houston is home grown talent. Houston slight edge lol

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@Bobby_Drake313 Least I can read man. Seek help. 😂

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

Broke people thinking they understand a lawsuit reading 😂.

[BobbyDrake TheICEMAN @Bobby_Drake313]

Crazy thing is there is NO EVIDENCE that @Drake paid back his 400 million dollar advance from UMG either and that had interest as well if u ain’t paid a bank back on 5 million how the fuck u recoup 800 million and tbh we don’t know if them 3 albums dropped fulfilled his contract obligations wit UMG sheesh this is ugly

[illmartin 🐐 @illmartin]

@FreddyLA7 Rental car would get you there before breakfast 🤷🏻‍♂️😅