Jacob Patton

Rails consultant » building @pricefixco — automated pricing for Stripe-powered SaaS. Dad of 2 (ahem) spirited kids. Tweets about cooking & bikes, too.

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@javiiegomez health

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@presentcorrect When our daughter was a toddler, I played her the Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." She got super excited because "there are JINGLE BELLS!!!"  

(TBH, I'd never noticed the bells.)

Merry Xmas
https://t.co/OcyP7V8Y3x

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@kepano @obsdmd wow! Madness! 👍

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@rezzz @ConvertKit 👋

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@harrisj .

[Daniel Kwan @dunkwun]

Kudos to all of us on here still diligently tweeting as if the ship is not going down. It has been a privilege and an honor 🫡

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@punchlinecopy Seriously considering setting up a decoy lookalike sales page & thanking each customer for their donation to Planned Parenthood.

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@alexhillman You have an electric bike, right? Remind me which one… and how do you like it?

[Jerry Parsons21225 @jerry_parsons]

20 years ago today, Jam Master Jay was killed. What a huge loss, man. He is one of the biggest reasons I wanted to be a DJ and fell in love with Hip Hop. For sure, he is one of my idols as a kid. Seeing Run-DMC in concert in the 80s, I was like, I want to be like JMJ.

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@jlengstorf 🤦🏻‍♂️ always. And airplane seatbacks...

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@TheADDCatLady_ JFC what's wrong with some people

[Kat Stoica Ostenfeld @Katstodian_]

I think it’s time for this again.

[Jared Spool @jmspool]

Dark Barry is back.

[joel ⛈️ @joelhooks]

you ever unmute your phone?

blurbs, honks, grindos, lol

WTF notifications

/remutes

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

This morning I asked our kids if they wanted to learn how to make coffee. The 6yo looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want coffee.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matt Wensing 🐙 @mattwensing]

One of the 12-yo just came down and is now _actually_ (not pretend) helping make the waffles.

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@mattwensing this is the future l̶i̶b̶e̶r̶a̶l̶s̶ parents want, and I’m looking forward to it! (Our girls are 6 & 9, so… not yet.)

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@alexhillman uh, WHAT?!

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@milkbarnfarm Does this code still work? Getting "CROPTOBER discount code isn’t valid for the items in your cart"

& thanks!

[Jacob Patton @illologist]

@jmoserr @tibo_maker 👋