Mort Crimm

I'm a semi-professional bull fighter.

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@ESPNPR @espn @ESPNNFL @ESPNNBA @F1 @CollegeGameDay @NCAASoccer

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Just wanted to highlight how ridiculous the 1st inning of Kerry Wood’s 20K masterpiece was:

- 100mph to the umps face to start the game
- What HoFer Craig Biggio called his most embarrassing swing of his career
- Strikes out NL batting leader Derek Bell on possibly the nastiest, definition of fall-off-the-table, curveball you’ve ever seen
- Strikes out HoFer and one of the greatest fastball hitters ever…on three fastballs.
-Just absolutely disgusting stuff
- Kerry Wood Forever

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@TylerIAm I was told that these Saints were supposed to be ass

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

Took Yankees fans 2 seconds to be scumbags

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

John Madden talking for over 2 minutes straight about Larry Allen during a TD drive

“he’s the best OL in football and when I say that, pundits tell me Tony Boselli, but I would take this guy”

…then Larry Allen pulls and absolutely DESTROYS a DE on a TD run & Madden cackles 🤌

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

This is art

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Man, John Cena getting his shirt thrown back at him repeatedly at ECW One Night Stand 2006 was next level heat 😂

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Reggie White was casually using wide receivers as projectiles 😂
https://t.co/zyMB3kql9C

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

It's gonna be crazy when The Rock turns on Roman tonight to set up their match at Backlash

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

Mahomes should be a silly goose and run one in.

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@PardonMyTake This is unacceptable. My 4 year old son Leyhk is a huge seam head and has been crying non-stop because he can't listen to Bruce Bochy

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

Honestly it's time for the Bills to move on from McDermott

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

Remember when we thought the AFC West was a good division outside of the Chiefs?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Dad, what was D Rose like before his injuries?”

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@TheAlecBrooks Maybe a "We Fucked Up" edible arrangement

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

Seattle fans owe Pete Carroll an apology

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@BarstoolBigCat is it crazy to think THESE Bears could run the table?

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

https://t.co/FPq9t2oO5d

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

@LearnBall how much of my daughter's college fund should I wager on Sam Hartman to win the Heisman?

[Mort Crimm @illusivemoose]

The Dozen: Daily Trivia
Game 028

7 Correct w/ Double Dip
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@TheDozenTrivia x @DechDotDev
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