https://t.co/LKLS1opr7l
this is my last try
I'm down to my last crumbs
for the 1000000th time
this time I'm doing It publicly,
go follow on @Pumpfun
this is my reverze arc
OKAY THIS IS GETTING F*CKING INSANE, A QUANTUM COIN CRASHED 55% WHILE I SLEPT AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS BOUGHT THE BOTTOM, MY $100 IS NOW $60,472
9 nights ago i gave my bots $100. now the goal is $100,000
tonight they crossed 60% of the way
the coin:
QUBIT, its address supposedly came out of an IBM quantum computer, one day old, $327K at 10pm
everyone was buying the science story
my crawler was reading the chart and the replies instead
its new moves tonight:
• a silk tornado sucking up 214 bot replies
• a fishing line that pulled up an $84K whale buy
• an x-ray lens that caught a dev hiding 38% of another coin
• a net over 11 bots copying my trades
• a lasso ripping out $2.1M of fake trades
Until now i thought the quantum part was the story
it wasn't. the story was 11:35pm, the coin down 55% from the open and nobody wanted it
→ 11:35pm bought $146K
→ 12:20am sold $373K, +$5,209 on one trade
→ 1:20am a floor broke, -$692
→ 2:20am $188K to $270K, +$1,596
→ 4:50am $191K to $269K, +$1,384
anyone holding since 10pm lost 27% of their money
my bots made 15.3% on the same coin, the same night
honestly i'll take a boring 15% over a quantum story every single night
$100 → $2,197 → $23,879 → $60,472
$39,527 left to $100K, about 4 more nights like this
i keep pausing at 0:06, the spider reels up a whale and my bots sell the top a second later
my whole bot setup is free, it's below ↓ with my Telegram
bookmark it, night 10 is tomorrow
tag someone who bought QUBIT at $373K
will it hit $100K before next weekend?
WTF, I TAUGHT MY CRAWLER TO KILL SCAM COINS, WENT TO SLEEP, AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS GOT MY $100 TO $17,608 BY NIGHT 4
1.2M of you watched my crawler trade yesterday
last night i gave it a second job, kill the rugs before they reach Jev
everyone else's crawler just reads, mine has a kill list now
a rug is a coin built so the creator can dump it on you
the crawler is a robot that scrolls the internet for me
Jev is a tiny AI judge, it only says yes or no, faster than a blink, for under a cent
crawler reads it, Jev judges it, my Grok bots buy and sell it
the crawler's new job:
it went through 81 brand new coins, stomped the fakes, dragged one survivor to Jev
the survivor:
HIGGS, nine hours old, $2.23M at 10pm, Jev said yes
the night:
→ 10:35pm in at $1.97M, out at $2.29M, +$435
→ 11:35pm a bounce faked us out, -$106
→ 2:25am the coin hit $708K, holders down 68%, Jev said buy
→ 3:10am out at $899K, +$746
→ 4:15am second bottom at $716K, crawler saw buyers return, Jev said yes
→ 5:50am sold $1.69M, +$4,404
holding it from 10pm lost you 24%
my bots made 44.8% on the same coin while i slept
honestly the stomping is what i'd pay for, most people lose money on coins they should've skipped
$100 → $2,197 → $4,962 → $12,161 → $17,608
second 20, the spider stomps a rug
i left the whole setup below ↓ free, steal it
bookmark this before night 5
send this to the friend who buys every coin he's shilled
would you hand a bot the kill switch on your coins, or do you still trust your own eyes?
WTF, I TAUGHT MY CRAWLER TO KILL SCAM COINS, WENT TO SLEEP, AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS GOT MY $100 TO $17,608 BY NIGHT 4
1.2M of you watched my crawler trade yesterday
last night i gave it a second job, kill the rugs before they reach Jev
everyone else's crawler just reads, mine has a kill list now
a rug is a coin built so the creator can dump it on you
the crawler is a robot that scrolls the internet for me
Jev is a tiny AI judge, it only says yes or no, faster than a blink, for under a cent
crawler reads it, Jev judges it, my Grok bots buy and sell it
the crawler's new job:
it went through 81 brand new coins, stomped the fakes, dragged one survivor to Jev
the survivor:
HIGGS, nine hours old, $2.23M at 10pm, Jev said yes
the night:
→ 10:35pm in at $1.97M, out at $2.29M, +$435
→ 11:35pm a bounce faked us out, -$106
→ 2:25am the coin hit $708K, holders down 68%, Jev said buy
→ 3:10am out at $899K, +$746
→ 4:15am second bottom at $716K, crawler saw buyers return, Jev said yes
→ 5:50am sold $1.69M, +$4,404
holding it from 10pm lost you 24%
my bots made 44.8% on the same coin while i slept
honestly the stomping is what i'd pay for, most people lose money on coins they should've skipped
$100 → $2,197 → $4,962 → $12,161 → $17,608
second 20, the spider stomps a rug
i left the whole setup below ↓ free, steal it
bookmark this before night 5
send this to the friend who buys every coin he's shilled
would you hand a bot the kill switch on your coins, or do you still trust your own eyes?
Uhm Mistah Putrick... why are you leaning on that token so heavily when it's been deployed by a serial deployer with 6000 tokens. Let alone not even launched on GARP (it's not even there to look it up).
Meanwhile this 1 hour before that other token:
9Ck4YjVqZiAvZbie8LvnMTspd671qpM9hCDXRgTcpump
Launched by a dev wallet with no launches, funded 9 hours ago, 8 hours later deployed and no one seems to be talking about it?
Introducing Cult.
CD6HVRQTtKarnXBsSYFageG8v2p6bpYigG5XHP7NCULT
Your coin gets its own cult.
Launch through https://t.co/X2LFHfMrrG and every trade feeds a growing network of cultists that buy the coin, post callouts and burn their bags.
You can edit your cultists, design them and make them unique to your coin.
0 sells, ever.
98% of every cultist bag gets burned.
Creator fees keep the cults growing.
Launch yours: https://t.co/X2LFHfMrrG
Read more: https://t.co/suT0mDmLPx
this is f*cking insane
this 2 American degens just exposed the simplest approach to spotting good memecoins
by navigating the TERMINAL trading interface’s sections for new pairs, final stretch, and migrated tokens.
you have no excuse now