Charity Schafer

live music & sauerkraut enthusiast

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

I have several deadlines coming up, so I figured now was the perfect time to hyper-fixate on the Lorrie storyline in Turnpike's catalog. Here is my current working theory for what order the story progresses through the songs: 🧵

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Isabel Brown @theisabelb]

Not only is pregnancy being labeled "body horror" ridiculous political propaganda... it's also a flat out lie.

Pregnancy DRAMATICALLY reduces your risk of developing breast, ovarian, and uterine cancers.

If you breastfeed your baby, you’re 10 percent less likely to develop heart disease.

When you're pregnant, the very composition of your blood changes to help you tolerate blood loss during labor.

If you have autoimmune diseases like lupus or MS, your symptoms DRAMATICALLY improve during pregnancy as your immune system gets a boost from your baby, AND you're far less likely to ever develop MS after being pregnant.

Many women experience LIFELONG menstrual cramp relief because of pregnancy.

The restructuring of your brain actually makes you far better at multitasking.

I could keep going--but pregnancy isn't an oppressive force of "body horror." It's a miraculous journey of health and vitality.

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

I’ve been through it five times and somehow have every single one of my teeth and hair to my waist.. crazy

[lavandula 🧚 @faerieofthebog]

your entire body changes, your teeth fall out, you hair falls out, your brain LITERALLY SHRINKS, and don’t even get me started on how the belly looks.

calling pregnancy body horror is an accurate statement.

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

One of the biggest aura losses to me is when people are dramatic about wasps flying around when you're sitting outside. Settle down

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

Highway 77 through Kansas is such a pretty drive but also has some of the most convoluted intersections I have ever seen in my life

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

My SIL just commented that Rustin in the Rain is the yeehaw Song of Solomon.. honestly I can see it

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@Favwontmiss Absolutely red or reddish orange

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@Elliesmommyy23 Unless you’re wearing a dress or something, you can literally just lift your shirt from the bottom, pop your boob out, and use the bottom of the shirt to cover whatever. I literally never cover up AND never flash anyone in the slightest

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

Just spent the entire day at the Crane Trust on the Platte River learning about monarch butterflies and prairie restoration and now I just got a free extra chicken strip in my Raising Canes order. 20/10 day

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@curioussearche1 @MrsCMFrancis Have you considered people are more taken aback by your weirdly aggressive response than to the idea of the hot chocolate being bad for teeth?

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@DavePrichard @Madisox43 It’s not application only to take either of those classes

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

Can’t stop thinking about gumbo

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

During my last pregnancy I went through TSA wearing a sweatshirt with a front pocket. When I went through the tube thing the agent asked what I had in my pocket (nothing, I was just large) so I said “a baby” and the man was mortified

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@knafaesque Why would you ask a question and then minimize women explaining their experience

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Some mornings only Pony MF’n Bradshaw will do.🔥

[Galleywinter @galleywinter]

Happy 7&7 day to all who celebrate.

It’s just past midnight in the central time zone and we’ve slid into July 7th. But let this video take you back to October 2010 and Peckerhead’s Bar on 6th St in Austin, TX, USA with Turnpike Troubadours.

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

My new least favorite game is “is this New Band Ai or not” and it’s getting harder and harder to play

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Celtics fans everywhere right now

[Charity Schafer @iloveeewaffles]

@PLL08 Bone in chicken thighs are for making at home, Canes is for eating out. And I love the sauce so much I would take shots of it