just peachy

looking for funny twitter but ended up here

[just peachy @ilovelizzzy]

You know you are Southern when you say Please ma’am and Thank You to “Alexa”.

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@Bookandgun If you just need to spend money I can help you out!

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@StillJustDandy Wait, why did you want x-ray vision? I wanted to fly.

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@StillJustDandy Well good news. Now it is!

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Mom: Remember Linda Robinson?
Me: Who?
Mom: She was the teller at the bank on Eastline. She used to give you suckers.
Me: Mom, I was 3 when we lived there.
Mom: Anyway, she died.

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@LarrysTwin99 @AnneHatfieldVO Wait, many or mini strippers?

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@StillJustDandy As quickly as you need it! I know everyone is excited for you to be sporting a new ball holder!

[just peachy @ilovelizzzy]

@Simon_Ingari I interview people for a living and 11 is not different than 10 or 1 or any other time. I am making decisions based on who seems best suited for the job, not what time it is!

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@StillJustDandy I am so tired of seeing those ridiculous things on kid's faces!

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@mike_farmboy It's ok, I rarely run!

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@mike_farmboy Well dang

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@StillJustDandy But they get the laugh!

[just peachy @ilovelizzzy]

@thecanadianeh Everyone knows the difference!

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@piccolobutt @StillJustDandy

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@kimmie_c_ I'll save your scren and your screen!

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@elislow123 Yes, having to eat a pack of starbursts

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@piccolobutt @Ste_Collins Mine is @piccolobutt

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@koolaidman60833 No, I am lacking a penis