Dandy

@ImJustDandy got hacked but I’m still here!

Corporate monkey by day, Dandy by night. Aggressively average by all measures.

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@shwangardini Gave them a little more than a tip

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@GhostinScrubs @RedBeard_805 Both?

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Watch your fins, ladies!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Aquarium visitors were stunned when a leopard shark appeared to be biting another shark’s fin

Staff later explained it wasn’t aggression at all, it was actually part of shark courtship behavior.

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Cincinnati is about as far west as you can go in the Eastern Time Zone and I swear the sun doesn’t set until about 9:45pm

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@11MyJam Guess Jill messed with Zed

[Dølby Zed/Driver’s License/Bodacious Home Slice @DolbyZed]

Mess with me and I will use telekinesis to poop YOUR pants.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Bathroom hand dryers are perfect for those times you need to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.

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@JustTaylorOH It was AWESOME

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I don’t know if this is a thing but there’s a Kroger in downtown Cincinnati that blasts “safe” versions of rap music and I had the best time shopping for deodorant while listening to the radio version of Petey Pablo’s “Freek-A-Leek”.

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@JustElliot2 @KatAUversion Put some BenGay on your elbow and definitely don’t thank me in the morning

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@JustTaylorOH Never heard of the band “in my mouth” but it seems like my kind of music

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@JonnyMicro

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Thanks to my son’s new apartment I no longer forget how Allen wrench intensive moving is

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I need someone to come up with a way the whole world can take a 12 hr sabbatical at the same time.

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@Chris_P_Adams @piccolobutt Herrear?

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@thecanadianeh @11MyJam Doesn’t make Loonies or Toonies either, or whatever those things are called up there

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@11MyJam

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@JustTaylorOH Limp and shriveled up?

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@ScottsdaleVeins Think of all that money you’ve saved!

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Anyone else justify every frivolous purchase with the fact that you stopped playing golf socially ~13 years ago?

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@Slapmemam That’s just not how I see it…