Zee ♡

UNCG & Baylor Alumna👩🏾‍⚕️ Insta: @_prisspot

[King Sha @TheKingShaMugga]

The fuck would I be smiling for and my lady not around. That’s dumb

[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Mike "The Situation" from MTV's Jersey Shore reveals every time he did 'Gym, Tan, Laundry' on the show it was actually 'Gym, Tan, Percocet'

"I was so excited to go tanning that production eventually caught on"

"They told me I can't go tanning at this place anymore, they must of caught on. I said fine we will go to the other salon as long as you let me drive."

"So I'm driving, Snooki, Jwoww, DJ Pauly D are in the car. I'm driving knowing I'm about to go through withdrawal and knowing I can't go to the salon where a 50 pack is waiting for me."

"I take the left where I am not supposed to go. Behind me is a car full of security, a car of cops escorting us through Miami."

"I jump out the car at 5mph, got a running head start into the tanning salon and yell GIVE ME THE SH*T! He threw the 50 pack at me, I grabbed it ran to the bathroom popped 6 and then put it in my jockstrap. As soon as I popped them they are knocking on the door."

"They said Mike, we know what you did. I said, prove it. They said can we frisk you? I said, you're gonna have to call my attorney first."

[Zee ♡ @iloveyu_NOT]

@Deliciamo @KrissKross_ She’s clearly uneducated on the topic. Working w/ patients that have a weakened pelvic floor as a PT vs her being a PT that’s certified in pelvic floor therapy are two diff things.

[Zee ♡ @iloveyu_NOT]

@beyhiveee98 @KrissKross_ It’s not a “procedure”. But pelvic floor therapist (who are physical therapists TRAINED in pelvic floor therapy) can tell what muscles are weak by doing a vaginal assessment. They don’t go deep into the vagina, maybe half a fingers width. This is usually done at your 1st appt.

[Zee ♡ @iloveyu_NOT]

@KrissKross_ So you’re not a pelvic floor therapist???

[Future Millionaire @King_Eog1984]

I never understood adding breadsticks to a pizza order! That’s a lot of bread

[Clarence Avant Jr. @OGPrinceAGAIN]

He was so right about the bar for being smartest in the room is low af in the league because for weeks we’ve heard nba players tell us how hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t enough money… meanwhile I’ve never once heard any of them mention any of this shit lol.

[izzy @redshirt990]

Fresh into college and was partying with my black quad mate. Realize he disappeared and I was the only black person at the party. A white girl gave me a cup with "unidentified" alcohol. I looked around and realized I was the only one with a cup in my hand and just left the party

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

A reminder that buying lunch every day at work is not normal.

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

Ok Ruby Bridges…

[Zee ♡ @iloveyu_NOT]

Their Chinese does NOT compare to the east coast!!! Been here for 5yrs and still haven’t found anywhere that hits frfr

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I love Houston so much but the food here is ass I’m tired of seafood egg rolls lamb chops and boudin balls also Texas has the worst Chinese food in America

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

It’s officially Cancer season. Yall cried yet? Keep it a buck.

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Nigga did all that crying for nothing LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Trill Hank Hill™️ @oakcliffsteppa2]

Aight now oxtail flavored wings is fucking egregious fam smh. I’ll let yall know how they taste after I pick my order up

[Cotton Boulevardez @Shawn_Cotton]

Those type of loses haunt franchises for decades wow

[Colb @___Colb___]

Wemby shot selection infuriates me almost every time I watch him play.

[Legend of SteelerHeart @King_JayHam]

Yea Spurs deserved this L

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Fox WTF are you doing 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Zee ♡ @iloveyu_NOT]

Spurs suck