moses

no no no no no no

[/// @dzkcks]

The bar is in hell

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Rosie O'Donnell on Donald Trump,

"If you grew up in New York you knew he was an assh*le and a liar from day one"

"I am 64 years and spent my whole life here"

"I remember when his were repossessed at the runways at LaGuardia Airport

"I remember when he was broke"

"I remember when he would call up places and pretend to be his own publicist"

"He is a conman, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath if you ask me"

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[(un)familiar. @unfamiliartunes]

ok no exaggeration i might be making the best plugin ever ARE YOU HEARING THIS

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[debo @killmefam]

@SportScran @ManUtd Oh my days the state of that

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[phunkpai @phunkpai]

soon you'll be breaking FedEx Boxes, clearing HyperX Troopers, and getting Red Bull Rejuvenators after slaying the Trollis Midboss. We're running out of options for sponsors.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

when ur white coworker lets everyone know he’s going home to boot up some balatro & shower with his grandma

[Haz @HazmattRules]

White people when Sparg0 hits backair

[Rei @spsrei]

WHEN YOUR HOMIE WAKES UP FROM A 6 YEAR COMA TELL THEM MKLEO STILL DOING IT

[moses @iluv2party]

Two worlds colliding in my head because I thought he was talking about that big ass DDOS attack until I saw who tweeted it

[FaZe Sparg0 @Sparg0ssb]

COMO VERGA NO SE VA A PODER CON CLOUD????

YO LES DIJE CABRONES

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Still the hardest logo tech has ever produced

[moses @iluv2party]

8 year old joke making the yearly rounds on twitter and getting 15k likes

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i'm in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments LIFT

[moses @iluv2party]

@FireTurtle3437 @DeadlockAnon Archon self report

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

Worst inventions ever:

• atomic bomb
• leaded gasoline
• dedicated buttons on the TV remote that open “Sling” or “Crunchyroll” against your will