be1a 🍉

thinking about bilvy 24/7. she/they.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

even if you paused your game to be somewhere?

[Jones @jjjjjonesjjjjj]

I'm the DJ Khaled of cigarettes.
ANOTHER ONE.

[: @sn0oozey]

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

[doll @cuckuke]

*at da #hospital waiting outside the delivery room*

Doctor: sir your wife didn’t make it I’m sorry.

SWEAR ON #BURGER 😭😭😭SWEAR ON #BURGER😭😭😭😢😢😭🍔🍔🍔😢🍔🍔

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mr beast peed in a condom and slapped me in the face with it

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

cleaning my dick with a pipe cleaner every time i nut

[steak @communicat1022]

Brian was trying soft masc here. meanwhile quagmira was tasting her hyperfemme tartare… and peter, well she was velma boots, as was bimbo soft femme Joe. She just watched mean girls.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqper]

The tumors on my balls spell retard in braille

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

for my high school senior prank we killed the principle and ate his body lol

[blue 🐝🐞 @joyridingmv_]

do ppl actually take turns fixating on each mcr member . ever since I got properly fixated on mcr a couple years ago I've always just been stuck in the mikeygirl* trenches

[Dake @DakeRapper]

man i’m straight retarded

[🍎🐈‍⬛ @rewindbywg]

i really think me and cory michael smith could work out a beautiful lavender marriage

[kat @seafairyservant]

Dude I'm not talking to you

[Rosie Delaney @roseadelaney]

If I ever get a car I’m gonna get the whole thing painted like this

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Sorry, babe, the layout of this Coles got me all fucked up

[Tas Gunner @GunnerTas]

Beautiful woman named You have a new message in your MyGov inbox keeps messaging me

[虫🪲 @utsumushii]

we are ALL australian and we are ALL eating hungry jacks🔥🔥

[adam🪦 @venicesvampires]

My abortion instincts are kicking in🥹🥹