@chelseahandler JUST IN CASE THE POLITICAL ATMOSPHERE SEEMS TO BE ALL ENCOMPASSING, HERE'S A LITTLE STORY ABOUT A DOGGY WITH A HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU CHELSEA! #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind
@kathygriffin NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL HERE. JUST A STORY ABOUT A POOR DOG WHO JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED. GOT YOUR AUTOGRAPHED COPY RIGHT HERE YOUNG MISSY! :^) #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind
@StephenAtHome YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO BE A PART OF A HIGH PROFILE SCANDAL JUST SO YOU CAN PARODY ME ON YOUR SHOW STEPHEN! UNTIL THEN, MAYBE YOU WILL HAVE ME ON TO PROMOTE MY NEW BOOK #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind
@billmaher LOVE YOUR SHOW BILL! MAYBE IF YOU ASK NICELY I WILL GLADLY COME ON YOUR SHOW TO DISCUS MY NEW BOOK AND HOW IT'S A METAPHOR FOR SOCIETY AND POLITICS TODAY! #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind
@richardbranson I JUST WROTE MY FIRST BOOK RICHARD! IF I PERSONALLY SIGN A COPY OF MINE FOR YOU WILL YOU SIGN A COPY OF YOURS FOR ME? :^) #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind
@elonmusk JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A GOOD WAY TO START YOUR DAY ELON! DON"T FORGET, WE ARE ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF OUR OWN DESTINY NO MATTER HOW MANY OTHERS TRY TO DISCOURAGE US! #TheDogWhoWasLeftBehind