Millions of people are raising money on GoFundMe right now to fund their health care and life-saving medication. To my mind, that is not a functioning health care system. We must pass Medicare for All. https://t.co/S6sGTj0qau
Honestly, it’s pretty sad how my Monday’s are STRICTLY for the bachelorette. Should I clean? No... the bachelorette is on in 7 hours. Should I go the store? Can’t. Bachelorette is on tonight. Send help
I just had a furloughed worker come visit me in my office.
“I work for HUD,” he said. “My family is hurting now that I’m three weeks without a paycheck,”
“but please - please don’t give into a wall. I don’t want the political tool of withholding my paycheck to be legitimized.”
I was going 50 in a 40 & I passed this cop, right? He tried to u-turn but ended up hitting the curb & fucking up his tire. May your enemies always fail like this. Y'all have a blessed day.
The responsibility of birth control should rest on men. Y'all fertile all the freaking time and like most of your lives. I'm fertile like 7 days a month and half my life and I gotta take a pill EVERYDAY? Scam. https://t.co/7pbU55g3gm
Isn’t it amazing how bears adapt to winter by hibernating, wolves adapt to summer by shedding, and white guys adapt to post grad life by getting button down shirts with tiny random objects and animals printed on them?
everyone leave drake ALONE. we need another reverb heavy, reversed snare drums, SAD album. something to get WINE DRUNK to. something to like instagram posts from 60 weeks ago to. yall are getting his testosterone levels TOO HIGH