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Weakness: None | Resistance: None | Respawns: Yes

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Anyone else always read “Dance Gavin Dance” in David Bowie’s voice or

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Can I borrow someone’s four-dimensional tube pan? I’m making biblically accurate angel food cake

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She Susan on my G till I Komen

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A sixteenth note anticipation lingers its way into a bar. The bar line asks, “What can I getcha?” The sixteenth note says, “The longest note you got, I’m just looking to tie one on.” A few fermatas later, the sixteenth note is rushed to the End Repeat for toxic encephalopathy.

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“Blue Oyster Cult?” Nah man, I’m not falling for any more shock sites. Take that shit back to 2011 please and thank you.

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It’s kind of a crazy double standard that there’s no maternity test

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Do you think Andrew Dice Clay should shorten his name to Andrew Dreidel

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@LegaronCork @Jonat2Go @DeadbyDaylight There’s no way to tell if your teammates are running red herring, blast mine, wiretap, or situational awareness when you see that first yellow gen unless you’re in voice chat. That’s all I’m saying.

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@Jonat2Go @DeadbyDaylight The replies are all missing the fact that SWFs don’t have to deal with this confusion at all. Visually distinguishing the yellow aura effects would just be a small solo queue buff.

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Fuck, marry, kill: Unlimited soup, salad, & breadsticks

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@OtosanTord @hens333 The max duration is increasing by 50%, but so is the gestation time. In this update, it’ll charge after doing half a gen, at the same time as Blast Mine, and they will both last for two minutes now. Debatably a buff overall. I appreciate the consistency because I like using both.

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@zuza_real No

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I went to the Wendies and they were selling something called a Handburner. When I tried it I said, Get real, I’ve held WAY hotter stuff than this for WAY longer. I guess I’m just built different

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@hausofdecline He looks like if you lined up the 1,000 people that most look like Paul Rudd and made a composite photo of nos. 501-1,000.

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Ideal first date: Just ‘Under the Skin’ me

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Yeah I know CPR (Critique of Practical Reason)

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You mean to tell me an Anatolian shepherded this dog?

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You mean to tell me an Alaskan kleed this kai?

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You mean to tell me a Pembroke Welshed this corgi?