Postman Pat

I post letters to twats and steal money from birthday cards!

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Who was the aussie loon? #closingceremony

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

This is fucking tragic...bring out that cunt Barrowman again... #CommonwealthGames #closingceremony

[Sweary Fuckin' Jesus @SwearyJesus]

Right fuckers, you know the drill, go to church, give me money, go to pub, give them money...Sundays are all about money...like abba

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

"@bbuk: Want to see what @iamzoebirkett has been up to in her first day of freedom? Head right this way: http://t.co/x5SDNK0E5V #BBUK" NO!!!

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Girls on their period

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Them 3 new annoying arsehole housemates NEED to evict Mark, get rid of the competition. #BBUK #BBBOTS #markOut

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

#BBUK kim getting rattled was so geordie shore

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

RT if you think #bbsteven will act such a girl during this series of #BBUK he'll actually have a period!

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

@chelseamhiggins because hes a massive tool

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Oh fuck sake Marlon grow some fucking grapefruits and just call them all a bunch of fucking racists! #BBUK

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Na na na na na na na, Jale is cunt, is a cunt, Jale is a cunt! #BBUK #bbjale

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Oh #BBStephen you prize twat! #BBUK #openit

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Mrs Goggins has a Brazilian! #worldcup2014 #BrazilNuts #BraVsGer

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

"@wicket2961: I wonder if Kim will #OpenIt #BBUK http://t.co/36AElc8tzp" ha ha ha ha ha dirty cow!

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

"@ChrisMcQueer: If you don't watch big brother tonight a guy was trying to finger a burd and he whispered in her ear "open it"" ha ha #bbuk

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

Wonder what #BBUK Kimberly's fella thought of that boring soppy steven bloke fingering his bird! Ha ha ha ha ha #openit #BBBOTS

[Postman Pat @im_Postman_Pat]

I have no regrets