ankur

[ankur @im__ankur]

@Bharath_uwu

[ankur @im__ankur]

on my STUDENT account with a $10/month billing limit, I’m already unemployed & dead broke… and you drop $10 BILLION on me this month 😭 I can’t even afford ramen rn. Fix this glitch and throw in some credits for the mini heart attack pls @awscloud

[ankur @im__ankur]

@awscloud wildin!

[ankur @im__ankur]

@unhingedgrb lmao

[ankur @im__ankur]

Mohammed Ben Sulayem will voluntarily retire

[magnus 🦈 @Magnus2331]

no super clipping
no tyre saving
no artificial overtakes
no battery

just pure trotter to trotter racing

[Gareeb Scientist @gareebscientist]

Another indegenous Designed and made in India 🇮🇳 robot dog

Hype these up, controversies easily get attention.

[ankur @im__ankur]

W

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

This Valentine’s Day🩷
PYAAR ke sath sath CIVIC SENSE ka bhi dhyaan rakhe (GREEN FLAG).

#ValentinesDay
#DPUpdates
#HelloPoliceStation
#HelloDelhiPolice

[ankur @im__ankur]

@Sanjay_Dixit did anyone hear trump while reading it😭

[ankur @im__ankur]

@NoCatsNoLife_m mew-der

[ankur @im__ankur]

man no one gonna believe it, but I was looking for an answer of this question today😭

[Avi Chawla @_avichawla]

You're in a Research Scientist interview at Google.

Interviewer: We have a base LLM that's terrible at maths. How would you turn it into a maths & reasoning powerhouse?

You: I'll get some problems labeled and fine-tune the model.

Interview over.

Here's what you missed:

[ankur @im__ankur]

@eevblog debian trixie😹

[ankur @im__ankur]

rooting for this😭

[docyogi @docyogi1]

Pune and India have a great chance to be on the international calendar of the cycling federation.
This is a huge opportunity.
Understandably, there are many concerns about the timings and the inconvenience that we as public will face.
The most sought after sporting events all over the world have one striking thing in common: the support by local community. Internationally, during such events, the entire city or group of villages support it, in one way or other, making it memorable for the participants.
We need to cultivate such culture in Pune. One just needs to look at public participation between Mumbai and Pune Marathons to understand the difference it makes.
Wishing the teams in Pune Grand Tour the very best and hope that the event becomes popular.

[ankur @im__ankur]

@KobeissiLetter same energy as trump for nobel peace prize

[ankur @im__ankur]

we need a show like DTS for this ai fiasco, can be called "scam to survive"
will be a hit

[Sam Altman @sama]

🫠

[ankur @im__ankur]

@sardesairajdeep rajdeep-throtting
take it easy man, ur getting old

[ankur @im__ankur]

finally smone said it😭

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

One of the most mysterious outcomes of the entire cheap internet wave is the phenomenon of Tanmay Bhatt

He is supplied to be a stand up comedian but he hasn't cracked one funny joke in 10 years

Most of his "comedy" skits are innuendo laden clips where we need a microscope to find the funny part

He even hosta a show where he, along with a group of guys comments on others' memes, because he can't make one of his own .

Cannot complete a line without an abuse because apparently saying "fuck" and "bhensomething" repeatedly constitutes as funny

I accidentally chanced upon his new clip on something related to weddings. Basically a sexual innuendo ridden crapfest where he even cracks a crass joke on someone's recently broken wedding

I am sad that what he does passes off as comedy in India

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

And why exactly does my refrigerator need AI again?

[ankur @im__ankur]

so whole twitter is back to watching asia cup?
bas engagement ke liye boycott tha bc?!

[ankur @im__ankur]

bc boycott karo boycott kro
how about bcc discuss hi mat karo
It's irrelevant at this point, that match is going to happen anyway.
itni v engagement kyu deni h,
sab baith ke engagement farming krre h

[ankur @im__ankur]

@TheSquind mohabbat ki dukaan for real