xo my cybercrimes

she’s got a wig

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

I’m shaking so hard, Perak man would never

[Bruhmann, Governor of the Jabodetabek Federation @mememeursault]

Yes Rockstar, I leaked GTA VI. Come at me bro

My name is Prabowo Subianto and I am the president of Indonesia

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[char @44lewdc]

me when i told everyone i hated my job and was quitting but ended up staying 3 whole years

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

The problem is that the general public in Malaysia is quite bodoh with lack of comprehension so they will blindly boycott if that was the case

[lisa appletini @julietcapveil]

I’m lowkey mad that Zus coffee never did a collaboration with The Odyssey

[iris @T0WOT]

Not IG reels though 😅 Phew!!!

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

What layer of corporate hell is this

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

I was really shocked to learn she is the same age as me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 28th birthday to the talented Clairo.

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

Me using the Katseye phone charger

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Insharrah

[Tony D'Orazio @TonyForLP]

Under Shakira Law:

- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.

What other laws am I missing?

[saf @jwycock]

He knew Malaysia was the only place that would still give him a platform after being internationally condemned over six SA allegations because you guys are EASY

[siren crave @sirencrave]

inde navarrete, samara weaving and sadie sink all in the same movie... LORD HAVE MERCY

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I’m in Hospital 🏥
Just been diagnosed with Peekaboo virus
They are transferring me to ICU

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

They’re gonna make sure he’s benched outside of big games 😭

[THEBLACKLABEL @THEBLACKLABEL]

안녕하세요.

더블랙레이블입니다.

대한민국 축구 국가대표 이강인 선수와 매니지먼트 계약을 체결하게 되었음을 알려드립니다.

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더블랙레이블은 이강인 선수가 그려나갈 새로운 모습과 도전에 항상 함께하는 든든한 파트너로서, 앞으로의 행보를 아낌없이 지원하겠습니다.

이강인 선수의 새로운 출발에 많은 관심과 애정 부탁드립니다.

감사합니다.

Hello, this is THEBLACKLABEL.

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Having established himself on the global stage, LEE KANG IN is widely recognized for his exceptional talent, professionalism, and accomplishments.

As a trusted partner, THEBLACKLABEL will provide LEE KANG IN with unwavering support as he embraces new challenges and shapes the next chapter of his career.

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Thank you.

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[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

I am ready to “shoot” my shot.

[minaron @godmitzu]

CHAEYOUNG and Zion.T have reportedly broken up.

Both Chaeyoung and Zion.T's sides state that "It is difficult to confirm as it concerns the artist's private life." They reportedly grew distant due to busy schedules.

[big eddi not the little one ⭐️⭐️ @fcbmink]

“Pre-save the upcoming album”

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Tom Holland has been cast as EDP445 in ‘PRIMETIME’.

He will reportedly shave his head for the role.

(via: Deadline)

[xo my cybercrimes @im__notnayeon]

We got a Jetour T2 in gta online before gta 6

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

GTA+ Members can now claim their free Gallivanter Warden from The Vinewood Car Club showroom — one week before it becomes widely available.

Members also get 60% off the Garment Factory, 2X GTA$ and RP on The FIB Files, and more.

Join now: https://t.co/YHnpVJ6Tg8