Melissa 🦥

❤️: sports, food & @teddywithaperm 🚫: the patriarchy 🏃‍♀️: 26.2(x5), 13.1(x8) | Views expressed are my dog's or mine.

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@danlatorraca @Canes Congratulations on a great run! Excited to see what’s next for you.

[The Olympic Games @Olympics]

💛 A tribute to 10 golden heroines of French history.

Olympe de Gouges, Alice Milliat, Gisèle Halimi, Simone de Beauvoir, Paulette Nardal, Jeanne Barret, Louise Michel, Christine de Pizan, Alice Guy and Simone Veil.

#Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@adelynlee Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

[Lindsay Gibbs @linzsports]

someone once told me that women will look at the qualifications on a job posting and if they see one item out of 20 on the list they don't have, they won't apply, but men will see one item out of 20 they *do* have and decide to apply.

just thinking of that today, no reason

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@jarzod I was in grad school from 2007-09. My class graduated in 2 waves (May 08/Jan 09. It was wild to see the difference in job opps for the 2 waves. As a Jan graduate, I got my MS at 22, but I didn't get a job with benefits until I was 26. I hope this class doesn't go through that 💔

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@mjdesmo @AC_TwoCircles @ongondola @AndiPerelman @absbabs419 @yourgirlayedub @coopmakesthings @Oliviawitherite @melanies_media Appreciate the shout out! And what amazing company to be included in.

Happy to connect, @AC_TwoCircles - my LinkedIn is here: https://t.co/KICVtxAXA3

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@NimishaBarton I just showed this to my boyfriend and he didn't get it 😳

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@runDisney Oops, a little late

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

Today is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay, where we’re reminded that every voice matters and every vote counts. Remember, our democracy thrives when we all participate.

I encourage you to take a moment, verify your registration and help add a new name to the voter rolls: https://t.co/45llCEcUkE

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

Happy National Power Rangers Day to those who celebrate 😅

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Which five make your squad? #PowerRangers

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@DraftKings - your Facebook ads are drunk
https://t.co/9crQwc6Dou

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Tonight, an all-woman crew of more than 70 will call, produce, and lead ESPN's Mavericks-Pelicans broadcast.

Included:
▪️ Doris Burke
▪️ Beth Mowins
▪️ Malika Andrews
▪️ Cassidy Hubbarth
▪️ Ramona Shelburne
▪️ Chiney Ogwumike
▪️ Ramona Shelburne
▪️ Becky Hammon
▪️ Monica McNutt

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@nadhiyainsf hi! Just send you a DM. Since you don't follow me, it probably went to requests.

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@CourtKramer39 I recommend this Facebook group for learning more about accessibility.

There is a ton I didn’t realize, like hashtags should be “camel case” for readability.
https://t.co/nvraFMUxGk

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@fuzzypeaches82 @UrbanDecay If I didn’t know I would have thought this was my dog

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@cannonjw Unfortunately, my dog only greets other people like that at the door. Obsessed with me every other moment of the day, doesn't care even a little when I return home.

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@UrbanDecay Theodore, but known on the internet as @teddywithaperm

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

Movie marketing?
#SuperMarioMovie

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@bobspizzatour I'm very into this. Just give me fried eggplant instead of pepperoni.

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

@allisonbsmith15 Sounds like you got a great response, but if you need anyone for sports social media, my LinkedIn is here: https://t.co/KICVtxAXA3