Theodore

I'm a rescue dog!

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

So?

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

In case you were wondering, this is how my dog sits on the couch.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

The groomer made me wear this so he could send a picture to my human. Not thankful for that.

#HappyThanksgiving

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

@bobspizzatour If that means mom has to feed me more pizza, I’m in.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

The thing I don't get about watching soccer is when do *I* get the ball.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Ball? Ball. BALL! BALL!! #VANvSJ #soccercommentary

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Just in case verified accounts go down again, I'm ready to talk soccer. I got you, @MLS.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Heard you were looking for good boys, #MLS?

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Let’s go @SoundersFC! #MLS

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

This is the time my mom normally rubs my belly 😒 @sportssummit20

#sportssummit20

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Me and my human celebrating #FlyKitFriday.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

@dog_rates @bradighieri Here I am!

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

@dog_rates @bradighieri No dog here either!

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Watching #MLSIdle with my human.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

@JackieBarts I know my angles (it’s all of them)

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

My mom says I’m handsome.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

My human is making me watch something about a #TigerKing

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

Being a brave boy at the dog park! In the last two days I’ve asked my human to take me in even though it used to scare me.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

I hate this policy.

[Melissa 🦥 @im_melissa]

Training @teddywithaperm that begging means I take out my phone to record how cute he is. Begging =/= human food.

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

It’s me! #NationalPuppyDay

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

It's #NationalPuppyDay and tbh we could all really use cute pics of pups today (and everyday at all times always and forever). 🐶😍

[Theodore @teddywithaperm]

My human bought me this giant 🦥 so I’d stop using the pillows as toys. Lol, not gonna stop me.