andrew 🇨🇦

yep it's me

[cait @digicait]

Hi @phoebebridgers in your new song Lost Boys when you sing “On a motor bike, doing 90 in a 55” can you change the lyric to “In a Honda Accord doing the speed limit” for your fans that drive Honda Accords and drive the speed limit? Thanks in advance. Much love, cait

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@BiniIrl @SocTransitLover Who knew that switching to non-friendly land acquisition would cut three years off the construction timeline

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

People of Toronto: pleasseee Doug we can’t afford housing

Doug Ford: you asked for it, you got it. You can now convert your PC Optimum Points into FanDuel Bonus Bets

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@vanillaopinions Ideally should be left to me

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@victryena still fucked up that they replaced the honey mustard on the turkey bacon clubs with mayo

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LinkofSunshine It's got some fierce competition. We're not even two weeks out from "enjoy the blowjob, but REFLECT on it"

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LinkofSunshine Yeah we get it

https://t.co/0MKtlzRqjf

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I have not thrown up since I was like 7 wtf have you all been doing

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

What a fucking insane headline

[CTV News @CTVNews]

#BREAKING: PM Carney says Canada won’t ‘rule out’ joining U.S. in military action against Iran. Follow for live updates. https://t.co/zODgKTMOxy

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

LMFAOOO

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

I am honoured to welcome Matt Jeneroux to our caucus as the newest member of Canada’s new government.

Building a stronger, more resilient, and more independent country will require ambition, collaboration, and occasionally, sacrifice. I am grateful to Matt and his family that he will continue his service as a strong voice for Edmonton Riverbend in Parliament.

For more than a decade, Matt has been entrusted by Albertans to help shape a stronger future. He was first elected to Alberta’s Legislature in 2012 and to Canada’s Parliament in 2015 — earning four consecutive mandates in the House of Commons.

In Ottawa, he has taken on portfolios that are central to Canada’s economic strength, security, and national resilience — including as Shadow Minister for supply chains, innovation, infrastructure, health, and housing.

He is a strong voice in international engagement and parliamentary diplomacy, having served as Vice-Chair of the Canada-UK Interparliamentary Association and Founder of the Canada-ASEAN Parliamentary Group, and building direct working relationships with lawmakers across NATO, Europe, Asia, Africa, the United States and the OSCE.

As a new special advisor on economic and security partnerships, Matt’s leadership will contribute to strengthening Canada’s alliances and trade partnerships, advancing Canada’s leadership in global security cooperation, and building our strength at home.

The world has changed, and Canada must change with it. This is a time to come together — and together, we will build a stronger future for Edmonton, Alberta, and all Canadians.

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LPC_Hack Anyone else think its kinda weird Mark Carney is following a crypto scam account???

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LPC_Hack Holy shit lmfao

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@TheChaosWeeber You just created a million Mikitas

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@writcertiorari would've been crazy if they brought him out to this at the christmas party

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LPC_Hack You must have missed it. We all decided to redefine recessions to mean nominal price increases

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@soft_fox_lad Mandate of hell

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@captgouda24 Thanks for being the voice of reason

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

My resolution for 2026: Far more internet time. Really up my screentime. Post more. Scroll more. Never log off.

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@LinkofSunshine Holy shit lmfaooo

[andrew 🇨🇦 @imaandrew_]

@venus4937 Getting price mogged by Shoppers is insane lmao