Ian MacDonald

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@Broncos wildly opportune moment…. Make Zach Wilson #3 and save a ton on merch.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@RoscoeJones A Klondike Bar.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@Hdilla It’s on Hulu rn and I cannot think of a better way to spend the evening.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

I don’t generally meet many celebs. But I always dream of picking the most unknown movie to identify them. “OH HEY, YOU’RE SEAN AUSTIN. I KNOW YOU. YOU WERE IN THAT MOVIE…UMMM, TOY SOLDIERS! Man that was great. K HAVE A GOOD ONE.”

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@RoscoeJones I had a convo recently with some friends about being overly critical of mainstream network shows, so I gave it a shot. I will reclaim my time and snobbery now, thank you very much.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

La Brea is La Real Bad

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@SeattleKraken If you can’t get the dubs on the ice….get them in your social.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

“ARE YOU TIRED OF JUNK SLEEP?”

Not as much as I’m tired of junk marketing.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Somehow the least expressive character on Y The Last Man is the only likable one. Not just saying that because Agent 355 could absolutely kick my ass, but she is by far the only highlight.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Dry comedy implies the existence of moist comedy.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Sure sex is great and all, but have you ever had an IT person efficiently and effectively help you resolve a corporate computer issue before your first morning meeting?

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Being a dad means being a hype man for some really lame things.
“BUT AREEEE YOUUUU READY FOR SOME.....LIIIIIIMA BEEEEEANS?!”

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Me in my 30s: “Ugh. I’m so sore.”

Me in my 30s, after working out: “Ugh. I’m so sore...but In like a healthy way.”

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Completely irrelevant and curmudgeonly take given current events...but I miss Jim Nelson’s GQ

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Hulu live could offer movies a year before they come out and it still wouldn’t justify the number of commercials they show.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

2020 is what would happen if God sold the rights to the producers of Sharknado.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

Channelling the mask wearing badassery of @watchmen every grocery store run from here on out.

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@PatrickMahomes hearing the news that he wasn't ranked first

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

RELEASE THE KRAKHEADS

[Ian MacDonald @imacdonald3]

@basecamp needs an emergency stop button. DO NOT ASSIGN ANYTHING ELSE TO ME TODAY. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK BANDWIDTH.