JESSE TURVEY

I’m matter but I don’t matter #FTP #G59

[BONES @TeamSESH]

LEAVE ME TO DIE LIKE A DOG
UNDER THE PORCH WHERE NO ONE FINDS ME

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@Marner93 shoot the fucking puck you dunce fuck

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

The very worst part of you, is me.

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@MaxDotBam Best one

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@GambinoXXIV Apparently never

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@RealThunder402 Every single lobby lol wtf

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@ExoGhost @wide464 Dashboarding lol

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@jasminericegirl Yo that’s Kevin

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@darthlux You’re from the ocean ?

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@MaxDotBam Top 3 fosho

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@redban So sad what a legend rip

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

Thanks Sunami for spending 1,253 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Weak Die First. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/jND3smbKCx

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

I’m literally the only account on here that does Twitter correctly*.

*On the toilet with a gun in my mouth.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Thanks Elon, but I’d prefer to receive my blue check the old fashioned way: Getting an entry level job at a media company writing blogs about how candy is racist and having 432 followers.

[mark normand @marknorm]

My insurance just asked what color my car was, whoa I thought you were Progressive.

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@konstructivizm Forbidden jawbreaker

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

Woke up surprised, am I really alive ?

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

bears always look like they dont know what the fuck they are doin

[JESSE TURVEY @imafuckingalien]

@SUNAMI408 SUNAMI STYLE BITCH