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[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

For every straight man, there is a lesbian in the exact same outfit doing it 100x better

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

I am just saying if you’re going to move my flight SIX HOURS and have me land at 2 am instead of a reasonable 7 pm I feel like there should be some sort of compensation @AmericanAir

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

@madsbarr I do love a crisp evening walk but are you good

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

me ft every white woman in the state of utah on this plane to the Taylor swift concert (from the vault)

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

@Virginiastv @swifferstruggle Thank you oh my god!!!

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

@_issaana @swifferstruggle Omg thank you so much!!

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

If Taylor swift can’t do it after writing sweet nothing how the hell am I supposed to find love

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

THEYRE BACK THEYRE BACK IM SO EXCITED

[Utah Royals FC @UtahRoyalsFC]

A new era. A new look.

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

If I’m 3-10 minutes late, know that it was because I didn’t allot a proper amount of time to say bye to my dog

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

The odds are low!! But never zero!!! I say next to her husband and she was across the aisle so we did talk

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

Just ran into someone from my mission and she had no idea who I was SO I stand by this. It could also be my haircut

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

All I’m going to say is post lasik people are having a hard time recognizing me (including myself) so Superman makes a lot more sense now

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

My goal is to always dress like the gayest person at my hoa meetings

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

@christer28 Cupcake in shoes!

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

@SabinaAlane @regspookey We almost crashed trying to do talk that talk yesterday but sure 😅

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

Ohh the straights are not ok

[your fave side character @imajeannieus]

I’m watching dated and related and if my brother and I had been single at the same time 💀