Barista Problems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

I worked hard for this lunch... #bullchicks

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

The #Leeg sisters have arrived - Kim and Misty Ormiston hit the #MockingjayUS red carpet. #MockingjayPart2

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

@TheHungerGames

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

Someone asked if a caramel latte has caramel...I'm scared for the future of humanity #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

Skinny vanilla latte #thingswhitegirlslike #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

Me: We can make a peppermint mocha
Customer: ooh tell me about it
Me: ....
Did I get trapped in a cheesy radio commercial? #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

Customer wants to tip a dollar in DT & dollar flies away. You all better believe I'm diving out the window for that shit! #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

This couple is trying to make a baby...in my lobby....why?? #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

No, we can't "leave your card open" - this isn't a bar...unfortunately... #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

Always in a debate if a high second shot mixed with a low second shot would "even out" #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're finding espresso grinds in the weirdest places when you're out with someone after work #BaristaProblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

If you can't pronounce it in the least...you can not order it #BaristaProblems #SorryNotSorry

[DaAngryBarista @DaAngryBarista]

Ready to flip my shit right now. Literally, take a dump on the floor and flip it with a spatula

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

How my apron gets dirty: 20% flying liquids, 75% wiping my messes off people's cups before handing them, 5% mystery #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

That feeling when you work an opening shift and you see someone asleep in the passenger seat in DT #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

I see your MacBook and iPhone 5, so you're gonna bitch about cream cheese costing .50? #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

The bin for your nasty dirty dishes =\= trash can...but there's a trash can right next to it for your dead brain to compute #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

"I don't like coffee..." It's a really good thing you willingly came to a coffeehouse 😐 #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

The newspaper is not free, stop grabbing one, taking it apart and leaving me the mess on the table #baristaproblems

[Barista Problems @imakeyocoffee]

It's before opening and you're standing in the rain waiting...go back in your damn Volvo, I'm not letting you in! #baristaproblems