Kellz

Father to two nightmare wains, pain in the arse to one lovely lady, Rocker, Derry man,curser, swearer, drinker, baldy, fat, Rockers Reunion

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Have you considered the possibility that you're a bad father?

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@DeeCurran1 You'll need something far stronger than that lad.

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Never a bad time to revisit this total and utter evisceration of Nigel Farage by Democrat Representative Jamie Raskin

If it was a boxing match then Farage’s corner would have thrown in the towel

Tremendous

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

At a divorce paper signing…

WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Nigels' Dodgy Donations.
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@BigGreengo Head tennis for minutes on end in a high wind?!?!?!? Repeatedly! Not one Derry player had a clue what to do. None of them looked as if they were playing to a Game plan. Last Season's defence was gutted. For this?

[Derry City FC @derrycityfc]

Change is underway! 🏡 Work is now in progress to replace the Brandywell pitch.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall Fair play Mick. I keep threatening to do it but can't bring myself to do it. I swore off Twitter for over a year but decided to come back on to escape my 'Echo Chamber'. Frankly, avoiding the Right Wing Cuntfest on here was a good idea & I should have stuck by it.

[Tim Mc Garry @Tim_Mc_Garry]

Irony and satire are dead.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall 'DC are my band. Always have been, always will be. This is pish.
I was at the last Dublin gig & cried. It was sad to see & hear. Everyone else had great craic, fair play to them but Fuck 'em all too. I want to remember them when they were a force of nature not on a ventilator.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@PlanetRockRadio are playing my favourite @acdc tune 'What's next to the moon.' Outfuckingstanding!!!!!
Too much Thunderstruck etc. over the airwaves. Bon deep cuts are the way to go. Mind you, i'm not a radio programmer.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall I've never heard the Classic "Goat Fucker" analogy used as well in my life. Other folk bandy the term about willy willy but this is how "Goat Fucker" should be applied properly.

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn's wedding.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Where am I?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arne Slot when he sees Mo Salah during Liverpool training today

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall All Fur coat & no knickers.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall This is a bit pathetic from Halfin is it not? He ain't short a bob or two so this is completely unnecessary & greedy.

[Metal Injection @metalinjection]

JEREMY WAGNER Wins Case Against Rock Photographer ROSS HALFIN Over Four Fraudulent Photos https://t.co/7UgF3mmR6V

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@MickBlackwall @ClassicRockMag @PlanetRockRadio @thundertowers @OldKerrang81 @MOJOmagazine @RockCandyMag @NME @WHACLondon @oliviahahne_se @theoldbatsman @acast I really enjoyed this one. More serious than normal but it was great to hear someone in Rock Express actual opinions.
I saw Thunder in Derry on their first tour, shortly after your night in Dublin with them. You just knew they were special.

[Kellz @imarockerkellz1]

@PlanetRockRadio blasting @PorcupineTree Darkest Eyes on a Monday night. Outstanding work by @DarrenPRedick