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https://t.co/S5KOZk0Nwq

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@realmoeruss @rgay No joke, I’ve been wondering why this wasn’t a thing since I was 18. Like it doesn’t take two to tango 🙄

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@jason_blum Tell me about it.

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@jason_blum So curious if you made it to the toilet. Still holding it? How suspenseful 😬

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

RIP Norm Macdonald.

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@hitRECordJoe This is easier to accept for the people that have found some success… and devastating for those who haven’t.

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@JDMorgan I was always the one shoveling the chicken shit, wish I could’ve just been pointing fingers 😂

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@JDMorgan Omg. I don’t remember a lot from childhood. But I remember my animals dying. Poor Clara 🐓

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@JDMorgan Yeah…. Too small still. Maybe with slow introduction. Grew up on a farm, animals can be so persnickety!

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@markhoppus Just came to Twitter to check on your status. Glad to see the sense humor is still there! 😆
You will beat the hell outta this!

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@TMobile Winnings will definitely go towards trying to get my business up and running again! #PandemicProblems

#Contest #TMobileTuesdays

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@earthquakesLA 😂 I literally told the cat the stay off the dresser, thinking she jumped down. Y’all are funny.

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@pamelatatz Too late.

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Had to call @Chewy after receiving a msg about trouble w/ Anchovie’s Rx &let them know that he had passed. Today I received flowers from them w/ a very kind note about Anchovie’s loss...seriously the best customer-oriented co. I’ve ever seen, this was so sweet &very unexpected ❤️

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@LionMonkeyNY @cnyguy29 @matthewcary13 @SirPatStew @nytfood @MelissaClark @NASCAR I’m sorry, I’ve scrolled through this whole thing &all I can say is, you’ve made a wrong choice somewhere. If you’re a “programmer” & have a top of the line laptop to pursue said career but haven’t broke $15k since 1996, perhaps it’s not the job for you..PT at Starbucks pays more

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

We currently face a quadruple planetary emergency: a climate crisis, a biodiversity-loss crisis, an inequality crisis, and a global health crisis. Forests and forest communities are at the center of each of these challenges. #WorldWildlifeDay #WWD2021 https://t.co/foRXyCsjiv

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Got to see some snow this year ❤️❄️ #UpstateNY

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Sean Connery A Great Star, Brilliant Actor and a wonderful friend. The Man Who Would Be King was THE KING

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@NiveaPCream1 @SkolRichard @Dawn072Dawn @Alyssa_Milano U agree it was crack, then meth, now crack just so u can have a point u don’t have. & u don’t need to be a drug addict to know basic differences between stimulants& sedatives, but good comeback. The excessive laughing faces really helped. Let me try... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Sit down, kid.

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@NiveaPCream1 @SkolRichard @Dawn072Dawn @Alyssa_Milano I pose the same question about meth, I mean, must be terrible terrible meth. Also, that’s a fake fact check meme. So... that must suck. Also, it’s not like his substance abuse is a secret 🤷🏻‍♀️ But here:

https://t.co/DupI3moukS

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@NiveaPCream1 @SkolRichard @Dawn072Dawn @Alyssa_Milano I mean... come on, what kind of crack it is that someone would pass out while smoking it? 😂