Brett Jackson

Live Action Attractions. If Batman and Terminator had a baby and raised him Jedi.

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

You better believe it has a conductor. Donate right now to a whole bunch of groups helping kids separated from their families by ICE. https://t.co/NuBis3pJwg

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Donate right now to a whole bunch of groups helping kids separated from their families by ICE. https://t.co/NuBis3pJwg

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

--laments that Slimer was never appreciated in his own lifetime.

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

@aratroy HA HAA HA

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Hate birds? DON'T call your rep to Prevent Budget Cuts to Environmental Programs — https://t.co/pKG7BlJYio

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Gorsuch ("GORE! SUCH!") joins "BlackWater" and "DieBold" on "least sneaky evil name" list. Call to block! I did! https://t.co/xuqfebfjn5

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Guys! Trumpcare will replace your pediatrician with a mean raccoon! I just called my rep to Block the ACA. Now U go! https://t.co/N8F72GfcEp

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Need to seduce someone FAST? Call your rep to to Protect Our Immigrant Communities. IT WORKS SO HARD: https://t.co/K9XG3sh20T

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

And, America saved for today, #NowPlaying Erotic City by Prince. ♫ https://t.co/6pNwcw0LZq

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

I'm sure this is just my damage, but I just CALLED MY REP to limit use of Nuclear First Strike: https://t.co/K7jHsZKFel

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Guys! I just called my rep to Demand Investigation of Flynn's Russian Ties. It was SUPER EASY! https://t.co/7HJWGkAniH

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

When your home planet exploded a few hours ago but a man you just met is feeling sad about his martial-arts mentor

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

WOW! Deploy app betas EASY on iOS and Android. @TestFairy is AMAZING. How can something THIS GOOD really be free? Color me impressed, guys!

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

@johnaugust, thanks for everything you do! Any chance you'd term us "one cool thing?" http://t.co/oAarnBXAov

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

The Chinese word for "rat problem" is also the word for "rat opportunity."

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

"You're going to thank me" is the delusion shared by every mom.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Have attracted many more dense clouds of flies with honey than would've with vinegar. Now what?

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

Wife, after yoga, "My hips are so open I'm walking like a prostitute in Grand Theft Auto."

[Emily @MythicBeast]

Gold coins listing everything hilarious you've ever said on one side and what you were sad about that made you need to be funny on the other

[Brett Jackson @imbrettjackson]

How do you describe the ineffable?

F-words.