Chris

Pediatric Clinical Nurse Specialist. Father. Husband. Music nut. Always wanting more time outside. Nurses can change health care forever. Tweets are my own.

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

Before I know it, out of nowhere, I’ll be interviewing for the Bears head coaching position. @BearsNationCHI

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

This is entirely what I’ve been thinking lately

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

This thing where middle-aged guys back up into parking spots — this is a recent thing, right? I don't remember seeing this five years ago, now I see it constantly. Who started this annoying trend?

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

This thing where middle-aged guys back up into parking spots — this is a recent thing, right? I don't remember seeing this five years ago, now I see it constantly. Who started this annoying trend?

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

The level of perfect truth that @harvilla dropped in the introductory ramble on his latest podcast - laser focused on @michellebranch is more than I’ve ever heard before. Shut down podcasts from now on; we’ve reached peak opinion

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

@lfitzmaurice Madres gets better with each passing day.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

In one week the narrative went from “Indiana is one of the coolest stories in sports” to “Hope the team we see in the playoff every year beats them by 50 so we can justify putting in a team we see in the playoff every year”

Do college football fans even like college football?

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

@BearsNationCHI Bears fandom is a genetically inherited disorder. I can’t cure it; I can only cover my eyes, plug my ears, and scream “I miss you, Kyle Orton” until the games are over.

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

@phizzled oh yes it is https://t.co/qBJBlhECxv

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

Engagingly catchy independent musician Steve Burns

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Former 'Blue's Clues' star Steve Burns is back to check in on us all, and fans are getting emotional: 'Thanks for showing up for us today.' https://t.co/YFLmYJK7y7

[ivy 🔑 @longstosee]

gender essentialism in hobbies (“weird girl music” “men don’t get fiona apple” “female rage cinema”) has been a disaster for cultural criticism. one of the purposes of art is to allow us to empathise with perspectives alien to our own. hate it so much

[Ian Cohen @en_cohen]

Damn, dude had a point…the future really is made of virtual insanity

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

Accurate

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Still the biggest downgrade in Indiana history

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

@tagaq *record scratch * yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[james toth @jimmyjacktoth]

Remember way back in 2024 when you guys all went bananas over Cindy Lee for like three days

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

once again how did people hearing ray of light in the club for the first time not go permanently insane

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

@phizzled Jury’s still out on me. I tiptoe the line.

[Damon K 🎤 @dada_drummer]

This is what all aging rock stars should be doing, wandering about like Peter Falk in Wings of Desire

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first

fuck a loss

keep going

[Chris @imchrisdonaghey]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨@phizzled 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

PUSHA T & MALICE
(CLIPSE)

LET GOD SORT EM OUT 💿
(ALBUM)

PRODUCED BY PHARRELL

🚨LATE 2024🚨

Known features include:
▫️Nas
▫️Stove God Cooks
▫️John Legend