Ben Dover

all the birds know me

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Conway west

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

@call_9oneone Check your dms

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

LOML ALERT

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

@gracecamille_ Get her banned

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

In Long Beach doing a Dexter walking tour

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Why tf is the irs asking me a million questions about YONKERS

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

What happens in Yonkers anyway

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[onion person @CantEverDie]

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Japanese Marlboro red the second I leave equinox

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Lose 5 pounds and shave your face you can thank me later

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

And sometimes if you’re pure of heart and with good intentions they’ll just give you the salad for free

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Trying to be THE American chud

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

The perfect just salad order goes a such:
Crispy chicken poblano medium dressing two squeezes of lime

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

@pwiscila This actually happened btw

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

My favorite detail of the John adams show is that all the characters get progressively uglier as the show goes on. Stg all their teeth are black at the end

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

#NewProfilePic

[Ben Dover @imcoming4_u]

Head to toe in Rick Owens calling myself a thought leader on the 4 train

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

CLAVIVULAR WENT TO THE ATM AT TWINS LOUNGE AND I SAW HIS CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE ON THE SCREEN