Igshaan Mesias

Herder of mechanical structures which turn digital signals to binary. Maker of bugs. Producer of noise.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

Great @elonmusk is one of the celebrities being used in Ads generated by AI . It appears scammers are using generative ai capabilties such as voice cloning to scam people, how has youtube not blocked this yet? https://t.co/jWFNPluO0M

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

@Nedbank Stuck at a petrol station here, with no way to pay since all your platforms are offline and I can't transfer money. Can you call my work and let them know I'm going to be late? Will you explain to them @Nedbank

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

this is ten percent perl
twenty percent c
fifteen percent folders full of csvs
five percent haskell
fifty percent bash
and a hundred percent chance it'll immediately crash

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

heres a computing fact: programming in the year twenty twenty, where you have to pass through fifteen corporations and make a dozen billionaires richer to run one line of code, fucking sucks

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

new favorite rapper is lil endian

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

Back in my day we didn't have 'heat indexes' we just went around asking people Is it hot enough for ya?

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

It’s great that discrimination is not affected by the lockdown, I get called ‘skelm’ by police at roadblocks and treated like a criminal in a time when they’re supposed to show kindness and empathy. Sigh. #LockdownSA

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

Pretty Cool https://t.co/sM2DsnMcSZ

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

Before you speak ask yourself "Does anyone care?" No. The answer is always no.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

The last mile is always longer than the first mile.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

This asshole decided to come out and have a smoke with me, nearly gave me a heart attack.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

The typical reaction whenever Amazon gives a talk http://t.co/mucAX84Mvi.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

@zmagg great speaker, entertaining talk.

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

#scaleconf nice talks this morning.

[DebConf @DebConf]

Looking for skilled people to join your team? Be present at the #DebConf15 job fair in August http://t.co/NWoCOuUqY0 #HR #jobs

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

Hoping everyone's enjoying the coffee #scaleconf

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

I humbly apologize I heard 'don't be a dick' and immediately felt obligated to be

[Igshaan Mesias @imesias]

There might be an echo in here... I keep hearing this recurring number