Anon

Tweet nothing but my free mind

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

Is there an app specifically for people who just want to fuck? Asking for research purposes. 😭

[Anon @imet__]

Star Wars in 4k…

[The Crusader @Armylucifer001]

As you’re about to sleep tonight, I just want to tell you:

Boko Haram collect waiting no good. 😂

Sleep well, stay safe, and keep praying for those protecting our communities.

God bless the Nigerian Army. 🇳🇬🙏

[Anon @imet__]

@Armylucifer001 Act like I didn’t see shit and continue my day… No be me Una go koba

[Anon @imet__]

Forced verbal talks during sex cringes me like mad😭😭

[Anon @imet__]

@AbelOgnn E Dey cringe like mad

[Anon @imet__]

@dr_cxixi The suits

[Anon @imet__]

@h3nryofyt Did you buy acct or you are building from scratch

[Anon @imet__]

@0xhabibi1 But like where in lagos

[Anon @imet__]

@dr_cxixi How much did you use in renting?

[Anon @imet__]

Explanation

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Who are “dashboard babes” again???
Y’all are so fucking creative when it comes to demeaning tags for women. It’s weird.

[Anon @imet__]

@Dav3noir This is what I need to know

[Anon @imet__]

Once you get caught in bells and you sign malpractice form.. Just be ready to stay at home for a year.

[Idanssssssss😝😝 @Nimisioluwa]

I remember the day I tried to cheat in an exam. 😭😭

I wrote something on a small sheet of paper and hid it inside my pant waistband.

Immediately I entered the exam hall, I tried to bring it out, and that was how they caught me. 😭😭😂

They told me to carry the paper and walk straight to the invigilators in front of the exam hall.

Meanwhile, they were announcing that they had caught a CHEATER. 😭😭😭

The shame of walking from my seat to where the invigilators were sitting was so much that I almost entered the ground. 😭😭💔

They collected my matric number and created a group for all of us who were caught cheating. They told us to come for a meeting.

Omo, it was at that meeting that I knew my village people had finally caught up with me. 😭😭😂

They would ask each person:

“Why did you cheat?”

“Do you think it was the school’s fault, or you didn’t read well?”

GUYS, THEY GAVE US MICROPHONES! 😭😭😭

They would call your name with a microphone, and you would use another microphone to announce to EVERYONE why you cheated. 😭😭😭💔

Imagine using a microphone to explain your academic crimes in public. 😭😂

[Anon @imet__]

Bro took "If your dreams are not too big then they aren't valid" too serious

[US Attorney NDGA @NDGAnews]

ATLANTA - Akinade Adedeji Raheem, a Nigerian citizen who allegedly conspired to file fraudulent tax returns seeking over $100 million in refunds using stolen identities, was arraigned yesterday on federal fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft charges after his extradition from Benin. https://t.co/TA1xLbJsqe @NDGAnews @IRS_CI @TIGTA @DOJFraudDiv

[Aaliya_h_ @_Nikeofweb3]

You that slept with the guy i was dating that year?
Please leave me alone with your horrible attitude.
You dont know me Ify? But you have joined me on a bike before because you were late to class.
Same you that came to apologize few years back and said lets be friends?
I heared you have mental issues please leave me alone 🙏🏽

[Anon @imet__]

@zigaxios 3 photocopies each?

[Anon @imet__]

DoubleGee2x, what a guy

[Aaliya_h_ @_Nikeofweb3]

I was setup on the 24th . I was sick and someone I thought is my friend said she wants to send me a package. She knew I left my former location and traveled for break..
I sent her my address as she said she wanted to send me a get well soon package. This acct @Wchellebaby
I noticed the rider was sus, so I got pissed and blocked the number and said I don't want anymore.
She kept pleading I said I will send her money back.
Not knowing this girl was trying to get an unknown person to find my location and take me away.
I was even pissed that I was stressed not knowing she was setting me up with some unknown guys and this girl was begging me to step out of the house that there is a package.

[Anon @imet__]

Little wizkid probably left its nest and doesn't know how to fly yet..

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

God is heavily with me.
Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road.

When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it.

For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments.

~Pst Edidiong Sylvester

[Anon @imet__]

This is how owl got bad rep.

[Anon @imet__]

@whoisgmz_ People are his info..

[Anon @imet__]

@0xQisap Did you start using a Niger account