Elliott

Just a photographer. Film / Digital / Street / Night Time

[Elliott @imetzach]

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. If that turns out to encompass an entire religion (☪️ or ✡️), that's on them.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.

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@Kpi_alphajor @wtffolly_ Why does he look like Edward Norton?

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@YOLO_AEMCS @FigBloppaGroype I bet the author of the review works in HR

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@hthieblot I miss old skool ICQ. It had a feature to connect you with a random person. I was like 14 and chatting with people all over the world. A couple of them I still keep in touch with.

[Elliott @imetzach]

@MarioNawfal Deer Mafia strikes again

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@MattH_4America How about any politician taking AIPAC money.

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@SeeRacists Texas is owned by the 🧃

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@Sir_Dammed Two fat dudes in women’s clothing.

[Elliott @imetzach]

@rina_k_photo Sorry to spam, but can you share which was the first you printed? How early in your photography career did you start printing your work?

[Elliott @imetzach]

@rina_k_photo OMG. This is amazing. I want to get my photography to where I’m happy to print and hang it up

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@rina_k_photo lol. This is awesome.

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@bull_picture @GreenZenForest @JTLonsdale @Stonewrot True. Kind of like @obsdmd

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@Countcristo44 “I swear that’s never happened before”

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@SoundDobad I thought IGN would give it an 8 or 9 because they’re into that kinky shit.

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@GrumpyDogma @FightWithMemes Simple: go find Peggy, the old lady working as a cashier at Walgreens with zero fucks to give but everyone loves her. Hire her to be your one and only HR person.

[Elliott @imetzach]

@threenotes_jp Full Metal Alchemist (The Original). Brotherhood didn’t really layer on the story till those big reveals like the original.

[Elliott @imetzach]

@Pirat_Nation It’s $1.20 US so I bought it and then gifted it to some friends.

[Elliott @imetzach]

@johnondrasik The Dandy Warhols
Incubus
The Joy Formidable
Regina Spektor
Coldplay
Coheed & Cambria
The Naked & Famous
Thrice
Brand New
Circa Survive

[Elliott @imetzach]

I just realized @DougTenNapel created Neverhood. Bro… My buddy and I still to this day will start singing “I’m thirsty…. Need wah wah!!”

[Elliott @imetzach]

@Rainmaker1973 This pretty much sums up how I feel about most scientific “breakthroughs” the over the last several years.

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@FiredUpCoug The day before I was about to close on my house, I had a meeting pop up on my Teams called “Quick Chat”. My boss and someone from HR was there to blindside me and tell me my job was being outsourced to TCS and I would be unemployed in 90 days. @xamindar