ian

And on the 7th day, God got hammered!

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@SouthwestAir That was an incredibly unhelpful response. That was the first time I can remember being on a plane and not have any form of power at your seat. I will be sure to avoid Southwest going forward and ensure to spread that to all others.

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@SouthwestAir I am currently on your flight from Houston to Burbank and there are no outlets in the plane. I am unable to charge my phone. In the year 2025 this is wildly acceptable. I would like some form of compensation for this. Please advise.

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@WMurphyLaw @newenglandlaw can you please come wrangle this whack job cunt?

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@ProsecutorsPod You and @JohnDePetroshow should fuck. You’d be cute together.

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@BrettFavre @realDonaldTrump @JDVance Glad you got off the massage table to give your opinion you fucking half wit mouth breather.

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@JohnStrandUSA Suck it pussy!

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@mtorringaffney @Jobean420 Dude you’re a real cunt, huh?

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@Mickeyyshinn @JackMcJacket @caliano7 @hippytavern Oh! Hmmm. Ok!

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@TedDanielnews @ITYSL

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@tadhgfleming_ This is 100% Adam and Bob in an alternate reality where the Littlefield’s never left Ireland. And @JackMcJacket is the sister. @hippytavern @caliano7

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@CreepyOrg @hippytavern Ahhhhh the legend of the Bean Clan! Yes, it all makes sense.

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@TheWapplehouse @JackMcJacket

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@barstoolsports @caliano7 @hippytavern @JackMcJacket @Dammit_Ben CHOMPER

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@TimJDillon @pizzahut NOBODY @hippytavern @caliano7 @JackMcJacket

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@LIVGolfNation This account is 100% run by @NickAdamsinUSA

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@conner_omalley @caliano7 GET OUT OF MY WAY I’M ITALIAN! @hippytavern @JackMcJacket

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@JackMcJacket @caliano7 @hippytavern @megoneill8 I imagine that there is no pants off dance off immediately following the closing ceremony of these Olympics? Cowards!

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@RpsAgainstTrump Josh rose from the dead to go to BeetleJuice with Lauren Boebert @caliano7 @hippytavern @JackMcJacket #Beenis #fucktruck #flapjackemporium

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@JackMcJacket @smashmouth @NickyHolden @caliano7 @hippytavern He lived his life like a candle in Hurricane Katrina.

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@InternetH0F @ITYSL