Hi_imfrutty

А что говорить? хуй

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

A PhD teaches you independent thinking, mostly because your supervisor has stopped replying.

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

sorry have to unmatch. found someone holding a bigger fish than u on their profile

[meow’dib @girljosefk]

Me making several mistakes on my first day at my new job

[cleo ✿ @Iosersexual]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 5 job offers. hell, imagine ONE job offer

[ally @ally_must_die]

petplay mas eu sou um hamster entao voce precisa tentar me impedir de me matar de toda forma possivel a cada 5 minutos

[art @_artsartsarts]

zara larsson we WILL be canonising you as the spiritual metaphysical personification of summertime in the same way mariah is the modern day pagan winter goddess and midnight sun has been added to yearly rotation forever

[Sex Haver @banterrealism]

Sex is embarrassing because being horny is just a trick by Big Evolution to get you to reproduce

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

are u allowed to have a cigarette on ur balcony in ur undies n sweater or is that disrespectful to the neighbourhood

[natán @ntnech]

yo cada vez que voy llegando a fin de mes y no tengo un mango: hacían falta realmente esas 4 empanaditas de carne aquel fatídico 6 de agosto??

[тюбетейка димы позова 🍀 @anformg]

буквально питерское метро, как мы ехали домой с человека-паука😭😭

люблю питер очень!!

[yellow ✷ @yellowysecret]

eu e minha melhor amiga achando que somos sol e lua, mas tamo mais pra o diabo e o secretario

[lavisises @Donalavis]

Ando com tanta minoria que esqueço que somos minoria

[🖤 @alrc0_]

Tú crees que Barbie tenía experiencia en todos esos trabajos? Se puso el outfit y empezó

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

I’m starting to suspect sweet dreams aren’t made of this at all

[Graviimann @Gravii_Mann]

Healing

[Marta 🐣 @marta_escuderoC]

Un día encontrarás a alguien con quien tendrás una química absurda y es importante que sepas que no significa absolutamente nada.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Being single is basically just ghosting 7 people, becoming obsessed with 1, and getting ghosted by that one

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Even with no sex drive I’d still be a pervert cause I’m in it for the love of the game

[Unbothered @coldasf_x]

Remember if we ever run out of things to talk about we can always start kissing

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ