parker

yeah okay

[parker @imightbeparker]

guy who watches 4 movies a year

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

Gonna be between Matt Damon, Timothee Chalamet and Ryan Gosling #prophecy

[parker @imightbeparker]

@mochihanfu chat gpt ass response

[parker @imightbeparker]

@mochihanfu montana mentioned

[parker @imightbeparker]

never take ball advice from a guy who doesn’t know frontcourt from backcourt

[Jake! @JakeAndBall]

Chet Holmgren and Aday Mara were the greatest defensive backcourt on paper in NBA history for approximately one hour

[parker @imightbeparker]

@ronnie98009327 who’s gonna say that bro

[parker @imightbeparker]

why is bro a block from my apartment

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

This is cool, what are the cables for connected to the bus❔

[parker @imightbeparker]

indeed

[parker @imightbeparker]

@cole_3k soooo good dude just listened through it again the other night

[parker @imightbeparker]

7’5 with basically no offensive bag i’m crying bitch get in the paint

[parker @imightbeparker]

drunk on a plane thinking about how much de’aaron fox sucks and wemby isn’t built for the moment

[parker @imightbeparker]

oh and when the thunder are at full strength next year they will again see there are levels to this shit

[parker @imightbeparker]

couldn’t agree more. laker nation WE need him!!!!

[NBABase @TheNBABase]

One Western Conference executive says Lu Dort is a "must-have" to fix the Lakers' perimeter defense around Luka Doncic, per @SeanDeveney

“I think if you’re the Lakers, you want to be front and center on some of those guys. Lu Dort is the guy who could just come in and change your entire perimeter defense. He’s a must-have if they can get him. That’s been a problem for them for so long. But if you have Luka (Doncic) you need 3-and-D guys and he’s on another level.”

(https://t.co/jWz7l9jznl)

[parker @imightbeparker]

man y’all can say whatever fuckin bullshit you want but this is a leader. he’s best in the world on the court and an even better dude off of it. i’ll go down with him every time and never feel an ounce of shame

[MrBuckBuck @MrBuckBuckNBA]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander postgame conference after they lost to the Spurs in Game 7.

"They were the better team, from start to finish."

[parker @imightbeparker]

shoutout cason wallace man he showed me more than “chet holmgren”

[parker @imightbeparker]

i have a lot of thoughts on the okc thunder and, per tradition, will give them when i don’t have 6 rainiers in my system

[parker @imightbeparker]

chet holmgren you are a bitch and this loss is on you

[parker @imightbeparker]

lu dort starting i’ll see y’all in the offseason

[parker @imightbeparker]

i cannot wait for lu dort to be shot out of a cannon off this team

[parker @imightbeparker]

@MitchSchwartz71 mitch you’re better than falling for twitter discourse & confirmation bias. winning breeds jealousy and irrationality. has happened with every great team before and will happen with every great team to come.