bigjeff

I am a big duck in a little pond. we/us

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

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[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

This is the change we need

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

what is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@realDonaldTrump What has he done?

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@kanyewest Finally someone who gets me

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@Maggie_Racing What?

[bad drum corps advice @baddciadvice]

tip 181: since auditions for 2021 are likely going to be online to start, here are some tips for making a successful audition video:

1. film a video of yourself fake-playing
2. replace the audio with a recording of your favorite professional trumpet player
3. send in the video

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

Say it louder for the people in the stands who can’t hear shit that isn’t played on a real bugle anymore

[DrumAndBrugleCorpse @DrangandBrangle]

J Birney Crum Stadium has no business being the last regional before finals (old, ugly, terrible seating, and as a small outdoor stadium does not provide ample opportunity to perfect audio mixing before Lucas Oil).

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@baddciadvice I wAs In ThE vIrTuAl EnSemBle

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@JurassicPark2go Life finds a way

[Nick @MagicalNewsLIVE]

JOSE DOWN. #disneyworld #epcot

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@DrangandBrangle

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@DiscGolfProTour Counting to 30 on each hole

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Imma let you finish campaigning but...

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@KyleKashuv @kanyewest We are all on an ultralight beam

[The Blue Devils ✨ @TheBlueDevils]

Which year? #bdworld

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@TheBlueDevils

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@atensnut Instructions unclear I peed in my own car

[bigjeff @imissmyspace2]

@FreedomDBC This is my favorite Christmas album ever