Michelle Marie

*Tap *Tap *Tap. Is this thing on?

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

@DonaldTrumpnq Yes

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

.@originalnathans you lost a long time customer. Increased prices AND dogs so skinny I had to double up on my bun!? I had to cook diagonally on my grill because they were falling through the grate being so thin. 20% increase in price and 30% less beef? No more Nathan's for sure.

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

@SilverbergIra Neat! Purchased it from a book exchange store several years ago. Finally decided to read it, and found the paper w/ photograph in the very back of the book. Any idea how many of these were sent out?

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

@SilverbergIra blast from your past! Found a press release from Grove Press with your name as a contact person inside my Charles Manson book by Nuel Emmons. Do you remember writing this???

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

Going through some of my old Photoshop pieces. Love this one with @SarahKSilverman

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

7:00PM Sinkhole forms in San Francisco
7:01PM Thirty-five people on wait list to rent sinkhole

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

It's really irritating when you think of something new and then discover someone already thought that before.

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

There's nothing more boring than transcribing a webinar. At least that's how I feel at the moment. 😩

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

ad for phones, 1940: use it to talk to peopel!

ad for phones, 2016: use it to avoid talkig to another human being ever again

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

Wishing I was back on @North_Captiva island. It's too gorgeous out to be indoors. Hurry up and get here Sunday!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Authorities: At least 7 dead in mass shooting in Ohio https://t.co/HFeeCl3fZy

[🖤🤍💜 @natesparks130]

If you think sexual violence and harassment aren't a problem, search #wheniwas It is so heartbreaking.

[ABC News @abcnews]

#WhenIWas: Thousands of women share chilling stories of sexual harassment https://t.co/511uEkgeZF

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Little girl gives her hero garbage man a cupcake and melts all our hearts https://t.co/YQZF8DKh91

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

If Im at a stop light & u beep your horn 1 sec after the light turns green I will shut off my car, lay on the hood & feed birds for an hour.

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

@yonatanzunger I've been hiding under a rock ;)

[Michelle Marie @imizze]

@yonatanzunger Hey stranger! How have you been?

[Bob ❝𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ℍ𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣❞ Mahar @BobMahar]

@Walmart creates a giant sticky trap to keep customers.