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Father. Husband. Storyteller.

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@mattswider you the man matt!!!

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@mattswider You da best brother!

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@marcmaron @imkailaloftus and I are ready for tonight's show buddy!

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@Starbucks even if I am wrong, which I'm not, when a cup says "no classic" and my shaken espresso is sweeter than a fucking milkshake....remake it. Actually... you should be remaking it regardless.

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@Starbucks just told me the drink I order every single day twice a day was correct and I infact was wrong. Maybe the "if it isn't right we'll remake it" message never made it to that employee.

#FirstWorldProblems

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@marcmaron @imkailaloftus I just did that today. Got 6 new pairs of undies. I'm good for the next 10+ years now AT LEAST

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@POTUS soooo help isn't here. My wife and I own our company. Because we are two people and file sched E. Instead of a C or F, we cannot get a PPP loan we so desperately need. Our company is our only household income and we are the only employees. It is our livelihoods. #redtape

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@PS5restocks_etc maybe inform your community that NOT having a ps5 rn prolly isn't the worst thing in the world ....imagine waiting 5 months to get one and not getting through one game of nhl cause you keep getting DCed..and then banned because of it.
https://t.co/O9b6rULsQR

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@melindaxyo @PS5restocks_etc Gz!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I believe every American deserves access to quality, affordable health care. The American Rescue Plan is working to make that a reality by increasing subsidies, lowering costs, and expanding coverage for people across the country. Help is here.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

When it comes to trade, we need to pursue policies that put American businesses, workers, and communities first. There’s no one better qualified to carry out that mission than @AmbassadorTai.

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@HwzStock @POTUS @AmbassadorTai Ugh.. here's the point in the debate where one of us isn't stating facts anymore. That was fun.

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@HwzStock @POTUS @AmbassadorTai Ugh.. here's the point in the debate where one of us isn't stating facts anymore. That was fun.

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@HwzStock @POTUS @AmbassadorTai Also

Falling downstairs is certainly not more embarrassing then GETTING a virus you're telling people doesn't exist.

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@BillysBurner2 @POTUS @AmbassadorTai You cough on cock bro

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@PS5restocks_etc @PlayStation 10 years, every console since ps1, and probably 1000s of 💸💸💸 in games. No email from Sony to purchase their new system. Hard to imagine there are more valued customers than me #justsaying

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@colewinter8 all my stimmy going to back rent mah dood. lol can't play a ps5 in a cardboard box.