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#MCFC🩵

[_j.o.s.h#💀 @imjoshboss]

@raphaelekutt Ana Path fit no free am

[Olayinka 🇳🇬🇺🇾 @mickoly]

You bought 50 grinding machine and you gave it to 50 women in the same area, who will grind whose own?

Democratilization of disempowerment

[_j.o.s.h#💀 @imjoshboss]

@UTDTrey We’ve always have nincompoop

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca.

“Chelsea FC appreciates the 2025/26 season was a hugely disappointing one for the Club and its supporters. A major contributing factor was the disruption caused as a result of changes that the Club was forced to make to the Head Coach position over the Christmas period”.

“Due to recent developments, we consider that it is important to explain to our supporters what happened and why our former Head Coach left the Club on 1 January 2026”.

“In Autumn last year, the Club was informed by our former Head Coach that there might be an opportunity for him to succeed Pep Guardiola at the end of the season”.

“It became clear to us that it was his strong desire to succeed Guardiola and that he was fully committed to pursuing the opportunity, despite the fact he was under a long-term contract which he had no right to terminate”.

“In December 2025, our Head Coach unexpectedly and abruptly resigned from his position. Obviously, we felt let down as we believed that his head and heart were focused on another club and another opportunity, despite having just arrived at Chelsea the year before”.

“No club wants to change its head coach midway through a season. However, in light of his decision not to continue fulfilling his responsibilities through to the end of the season, the Club was left with no choice but to protect our players, our supporters, and the Badge and accept his resignation”.

“In the circumstances and given the mutual respect between clubs, a confidential settlement has been reached with Manchester City, which includes the payment of compensation. A confidential settlement has also been reached with the former Head Coach under which he will pay compensation”.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[_j.o.s.h#💀 @imjoshboss]

@mayorwhyt @UrglyGramm Please carry your stupidly elsewhere

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

Now that you have 2 million, just remove 500k from it for your business.

[amala connoisseur @dadaolorin]

What do you call an overactive plantain?

- hyperbole

laugh guys 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

There's no course studied in the university that's useless
We just happened to be in a wicked country

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

You know how much drugs you gotta do for that to even be a thought

[Lekan Olayinka @lekan_olayinka1]

It is well. Africa’s entire GDP: 2.8 trillion dollars

Texas GDP: 2.9 trillion dollars

[Chekwube @Chekwube____]

Educated Yoruba people are on X defending kulikuli and Akara 😂💔

Tinubu presidency exposed a lot.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

The first thing Singapore did was to educate its people.
This journey is not even going to be long.
Nigerians are already very smart people.
Give quality primary and secondary education.
Bring in companies that can employ thousands of people.
Set them up in several states. See this mining situation. Get a hold of it and make it a very formal sector.
Allow the people who want to sell Akara and other things access to soft loans. Create a structure with every bank to help them be accountable. Like a credit score.
Fix electricity.
If it’s too hard to change all the lines, create solar plants for different clusters while you take a few years to fix power lines to be efficient.
Step by step, country will be better.
I don’t know why we don’t have a leader that wants to do this.
It’s not rocket science.

[Noble Igwe @Nobsdaslushhkid]

All of a sudden people that sell Akara are sending their kids to school abroad , building houses while using their children as free labour.

[_j.o.s.h#💀 @imjoshboss]

All
Those syncophants with thier fake bought degrees showing that the average Nigerian is a mumu

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The year is 2026 and Nigerian elites, government officials, PhD holders, First class graduates ARE

-hold on-

debating and validating the akarafication & kulikulization of citizens as routes to financial autonomy.

Your evidence that God hates you is that he made you Nigerian.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

We went from "must you eat rice?" to "must you run all your equipments all the time?" to “apart from Ice block, what do we need 24/7 electricity for?” to “must an airport have 24/7 electricity?” & now to “To start Akara business doesn't take a lot of money”

Take 2027 elections like your life depends on it because your life actually depends on it.

[_j.o.s.h#💀 @imjoshboss]

What’s all this baboon talk these idiots are trying to push in 2026
Do you see presidents in the world telling thier citizens to be road side lemonade and popcorn sellers
Are you sure you people are not stupid and dense
All in the name of supporting Tinubu
You turn a mad man

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

If you fry akara in a good location, after all cost, you make N20/akara and you sell 500 pieces per day. That is N10k/day, N60k/6 day week and N240k/month. Better than bank job.

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

Wdym “killing video on tg” what the hell is this country even

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

THANK GOD.