Imkingofthumb

Big/ot. Wife guy, Kaelin’s handler. Views are my own.

[Imkingofthumb @imkingofthumb]

Kachow

[corb @awshuqs]

the ER nurse’s name? you guessed it. Jonah Hill.

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

My husband prepared a slide deck to get my opinion on different watches and this is literally just the male version of “these paint colors are all white.”

[woop @woop54]

Palantir Parker is such an all timer slander name

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

MJ after reading peters letter: "i dont love you Peter"

Ned after just dapping Peter once:

[shaffer @schafandbake]

I thought I was the only one hip to this

[MAGA Jay Cutler @MAGAJayCutler]

Mentally unwell GenXers on TikTok are getting rage baited by AI edits of themselves. Expect to see a surge in AI related violent crime over the next few years

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

just chewed the skin off my mouth for like 2 hours and then immediately ate some spicy korean tofu

[Mike🇺🇸🇺🇦 @CenTexLib]

Bear in mind that Sony literally has to keep making Spider-Man films *forever* or else they lose the film rights.

It’s in their contract: use it or lose it.

You’ll be watching Spider-Man films the rest of your life, and so will your kids and grandkids. It’s gonna be incredible.

[𝔅𝔥𝔞𝔞𝔩’𝔰 𝔅𝔬𝔶 ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @bhaalsboy]

I love that it’s clear we’ve always had a little bit of a whimsical nature, but also, that they were giving the dogs treats between takes because they’re always licking their lips at the beginning of every cut 😭

[nora ⭑ @rvgsdelight]

aemond immediately pushing off alys after realizing it wasn’t his mother who was riding him

[#STUNTHIVE @RevolutionNak]

When mid 90s was over and I went back to being a pro skater lmfaoooo

[charjaebug @jaeporeon]

has anyone unpacked christopher nolan casting a trans person to be the distraction sacrifice for a trojan horse to enter, and then destroy, civilization

[Gizmo 🦊🦉 🔜 ASC @OwlGizmo]

How mfs be using the gas station bathroom

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

white people when you don’t wanna play pickleball

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus